Me: *is in the mall shopping*
China: We must find out her secret, aru.
America: I have a plan.
~Timeskip brought to you by Sweden's Cafe~
America: *disguised as a surveyor* Um...hello ma'am. May I take a survey?
Me: Ok. You look just like my friend America........
America: Who is this most likely handsome America you speak of?
China: *rolls eyes*
Me: My friend. What's your name?
America: Certainly not Alfred F. Jones...
Me: -_-
America: My name is *looks at name tag* Alfredo L. James.
Me: -_- Alfredo L. James?
America: Yup. ^_^ I'm Italian and American. Anyway, how are the products that you just purchased?
Me: They seem like good products.....
America: Uh huh....What's a big secret that you have been keeping in for a while?
Me: ..........I'm not telling you America......
America: I'M ALFREDO L. JAMES! >:U
Me: -_- I'm out of here.
America: Wait! NO!
China: O_o *facepalm*
Italy: Veeeee~ Alfredo!
