Boo-bear: Hai pretty lady!
Me: How do you know I'm pretty?
Boo-bear: No 'Hai boo' or 'Wow thank you!' Not even any emojis?!
Me: Oh, sorry:/ Hai Boo! Thank you so much for that lovely compliment!❤️
Boo-bear: That's exactly what I wanted:)
Me: What are you doing?
Boo-bear: Obviously I'm talking to you...texting? Calling? Hey call me maybe?
Me: Hey I just met you and this is crazy...
Boo-bear: But here's my number so call me maybe!
Me: I'm hunnnngggggrrrryyyyyy!!
Boo-bear: Go get food then
Me: THE KITCHEN IS SO FAR AWAY!
Boo-bear: Where are you then?
Me...
Boo-bear...Well where?
---5 minutes later---
Me: I'm at the dining table
Boo-bear: Really?! And what took you so long to text me back?
Me: Yes really! My legs don't work! Also I got caught up in watching spongebob in the living room.
Boo-bear: So let me get this straight...You can walk to the living room and watch spongebob, but you can't walk 2 steps to get food?'
Me: Well yeah! I mean it's spongebob and plus it doesn't take 2 steps to get to the kitchen! It obviously takes 3! Come on!
Boo-bear- Want to meet one of my best lads?
Me: Well if they're anything like you...NOPE! But if they aren't like you...sure!
Boo-bear: That hurts. I heard my heart shatter 💔. Whatever I'll add one of them anyway...
*Boo-bear has added Hazza to the conversation*
Hazza: Ello? Who's texting me?
Boo-bear: it's me!
Hazza: Oh hey Boo, why did you invite me here?
Boo-bear: For you to meet my new cyber bestie! Say hi ME
Me: Yeah hey whatever:/
Hazza:......BOO-BEAR'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND! Wait you're a girl right?
Me: No of course not I'm Liam Payne from an ulternet world!
Hazza: WOOOOOAAAAHHHH!! She's got class Boo ;)
Boo-bear: Not only she got class...but she's got an a** full of sass!
Me: ...
Hazza: ....boo just no.
*Hazza has left the conversation*
Me:NOOOOO MY ONLY SANE FRIEND HAS LEFT ME WITH A BOO-BEAR!;(
Boo-bear: I find that offensive on many levels.
Me:Ok?
Boo-bear: Ok.
Me:IM NOT QUOTING FAULT IN OUR STARS!
Boo-bear: Fine
Me:Fine
Boo-bear:Bye?
Me:Bye.
Boo-bear: hey-
Me: Maybe Fine will be our always?
*ME has left the conversation*
Boo-bear: ...
Boo-bear: YES SHE QUOTED FAULT IN OUR STARS...kinda
Boo-bear: ;)
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Texting Boo-Bear
Fanfiction~Unedited~ -Book 1 in texting 1D series- Wrong number? Yes. Do I Regret it? No. Does He? No. What's His Name? Find out Updates are every Monday and Friday, sometimes double updates
