Keeping Up With John Laurens

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Y'all can blame @un-relatable I am just more than happy to comply

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Y'all can blame @un-relatable I am just more than happy to comply.

(Remember the events were changed for the sake of making it seem like a Reality Show, no, John didn't actually pull at Lee's hair–)

This one is even worse than the first part.

Exhibit Four

*Camera zooms to John reading a letter*

John: ....Oh fuck–

Interview with Alexander

Alexander: They ask you how are you, and you just have to say you're fine but you're not really fine—

Lafayette: What happened?

Alexander: hE HAS A WIFE!? WHAT THE FU— *cue beeping sound*

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*Camera recording a pissed off Hamilton from afar*

Exhibit Five

Charles Lee: George Washington is a little bitch

Interview with John

John: And like, I can't just let him say shit like that, I ain't no pussy. I hate pussy I'm gay–

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*Camera from afar*

John: You wanna go, bitch!?

Charles: You tiny piece of shi– *cue beeping sound*

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*Camera zooms on Laurens and Charles pulling at each other's hair*

Alexander: YOU GO JOHN

Interview with John

John: I won, of course I did *flips hair* ah shit it has blood–

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