Y'all can blame @un-relatable I am just more than happy to comply.
(Remember the events were changed for the sake of making it seem like a Reality Show, no, John didn't actually pull at Lee's hair–)
This one is even worse than the first part.
Exhibit Four
*Camera zooms to John reading a letter*
John: ....Oh fuck–
Interview with Alexander
Alexander: They ask you how are you, and you just have to say you're fine but you're not really fine—
Lafayette: What happened?
Alexander: hE HAS A WIFE!? WHAT THE FU— *cue beeping sound*
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*Camera recording a pissed off Hamilton from afar*
Exhibit Five
Charles Lee: George Washington is a little bitch
Interview with John
John: And like, I can't just let him say shit like that, I ain't no pussy. I hate pussy I'm gay–
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*Camera from afar*
John: You wanna go, bitch!?
Charles: You tiny piece of shi– *cue beeping sound*
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*Camera zooms on Laurens and Charles pulling at each other's hair*
Alexander: YOU GO JOHN
Interview with John
John: I won, of course I did *flips hair* ah shit it has blood–
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John Laurens FanClub
Non-FictionBecause John Laurens deserves all the love in the world! (Even if he died like 236 years ago). So this is exactly what the tittle said! Yes, a fanclub for John Laurens. (Historical John Laurens, that is. So if you're expecting posts about the thousa...