"moth futther"

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by NekaniNinja

by NekaniNinja

Yes
I'm no longer using the name Nekora
Its Richie now
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Danica: Is that a hickey?
Richie: No its a roach bite
Toby: *walks in* Hey guys!
Danica: Hey roach.
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Richie: Hello Mortal beings!
Richie: Hey Danica
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Toby: So this guy has been bothering me..
Richie: Kill him.
Toby: ..
Richie, softer: I kill him for you?
Gen: Richie, No.
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Jenna: Good morning
Hanna: Good morning
Lilly: Good Morning
Gen: You all sound like robots.
Richie: HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Toby: *kisses Richie on the cheek*
Richie: what is this
Toby: Affection
Richie: Disgusting.
Richie:
Richie: Do it again.
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Richie: All I want for my birthday is a gift card to a nice sushi place so I can take out my girlfriend on a nice date
Hanna: one, why are you telling me this, two, is your family even going to let you go?
Richie: one, I don't fucking know, two, I doubt it
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some asshat in my class: ThE pOwEr Of ChRiSt CoMpPeLlS yOu
Richie: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw and call me mother Teresa, the power of Christ isn't very compelling!
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Richie: CAN I DRINK MILK IN THE SHOWER
Gen: Mel-i mean Richie stop yelling!
Richie: CAN I DRINK MALK IN THE SHOWER YES OR NO
Toby: Richie, Stop standing on the chair what are you doing??
Richie: *sits on the table* Can I drink milk in the shower???
Sally: *is encouraging me the whole time*
Richie: I NEED AN ANSWER.
[Yes this actually happened]