"Dont Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-ass One Thing" [|Random Book 1|]

"God damn you all to hell"

I'm so bored aaa
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Dani: We must be sneaky tho bc teachers r gonna be like "NANI DA FUK"
(IM SORRY MY GF SAID IT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY)
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Dani: I wish everyone could leave the closet with as much *joy* as Willow did.

Julia: She didn't just leave it. Willow nuked the closet from orbit, just to be sure.
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Julia: I want to date someone smart, who is strong and funny-

Dani: *stumbles over a plant and apologizes to it*.
Julia: that one. I want that one.
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Julia: hey- what should I change into?
Kiku, from across the hall and beyond two doors: a better person
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Kiki: Roast me.
Chris: You're as frustrating as Ikea furniture.
Kiku: My great grandma can do a better roast then that and she's dead
Dani: *drops from the ceiling* *air horns* R O A S T E D
(Chris is babey nobody can convince me otherwise)
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Julia, admiring Dani from a distance: she could end my life anytime and I'd thank her
Kiku: we'd thank her too

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Kiku: Damn, I can't believe you guys broke the bed last night, it must have been crazy!

--last night--

Julia: I bet you can't jump and touch the ceiling.
Dani: Fucking watch me.
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Willow: What's the best way to kill someone?

Chris: Kindness.
Kiku: If we're being stealthy, then potassium cyanide. Otherwise anything from a knife to a bazooka works.
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Jay, dropping and breaking a plate: I'm a failure. Guess I'll die.

Julia, calmly drinking coffee: There's bleach under the sink.

Kiku, nonchalantly: And a rope in the closet if you want options.

Dani, walking in: Are you kidding me? You guys are lame. Go out with some style, jump out the window!

Richie, from the other room: Do a flip!
Chris, extremely concerned: n o
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Oliver: summarize Kiku as a movie's title

Clementine: fast and furious

Kiku: what the fuck
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Willow: WHO ATE MY FRIES?

Willow: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KI-

Naiomi: I did.

Willow: -ss you, you really haven't been eating enough.
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(Why am I this invested in my characters to give them discord usernames)

Mafiabitch (Kiku), while eating honey out of the jar with a knife: where violence is, i is

Smidgeling (Naiomi), spacing out: Lads you have beautiful faces

DA darling (Sylvia) : How about the maths test?

Smidgeling: Oh we are totally gonna cheat on that one

DA darling: But... that's risky

Ko isn't babey (Willow) : 'Daddy, they're gonna find out~"

Smidgeling: But my question is: why am I supposed to always explain a topic relating it to another topic. What does that mean. How am I supposed to compare two things that have zero fucks in common

Moth fucker™ (Dani) : Wait, there's a test today??

Mafiabitch: Dani what the fuck are you talking about

Ko isn't babey: she's lagging, don't even bother

Smidgeling: I'm leaving this school

Dollclaws (Chris): There's only one school

Dollclaws : we are done with the tests for the week, right?

Mafiabitch: yeah

Moth fucker™: So no test on Saturday?

Smidgeling: nope

Ko isn't babey: we had a test on Saturday??

DA darling: WE DID NOT

Your Queen (Julia): I love how you can pinpoint the moment even Sylvia is done with our bullshit

Ko isn't babey: okay i swear I'm gonna start studying now

Dollclaws: you fucking better

Ko isn't babey: *screenshot of dani saying "horny again"*

Ko isn't babey: guess the fuck not

Mafiabitch: children! Enough clowning for today

Ko isn't babey, about some classic literature he had to read as an assignment: the lewdest thing ive ever read !

Moth fucker™: that is clearly a lie
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I'm so done
I need a brek