cyka: god shit ass my house is so chaotic
cyka: my mom has this chakra music on and Kalluto is frosting a cake while singing "bring 😹 me 😫 little 🥳 water 💧 now 🧚🏻♀️ bring 🙊 me 😭 little ✨ water 💦 silvy 💅🏼 " and i hear Hisoka (idk why he's here) playing the killing stalking music
blinky: oh-
cyka: and then we're going to play Uno so play nikki at my funeral if i die <3
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layoreo: killua...
layoreo: its been three hours??
cyka: oh sorry
cyka: milluki ended up punching hisoka, which ended up with Illumi almost choking out Milluki, which ended up with our parents getting pissed off. And then a fight broke out.
layoreo: are you ok??
cyka: mhm, but Kalluto has a black eye, Milluki has a sprained wrist, and Illumi has a few scratches.
layoreo: s c r a t c h e s?
cyka: my moms acrylics.
layoreo: ok
layoreo: WAIT WHAT
cyka: 😹😹
cyka: anyways the cake was really good
frog: you better bring me some cake later >:(
cyka: duh
cyka: GUYS DUDKSKDKDKW
bird: what? did someone die?
cyka: FUCKING ALLUKA TRUED THROWING IR BACK
lululemon: NO STOP
cyka: SHE LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING FISH OUT OF WATER THIS FJEKHSJDJDJ
PENNYWISE: I SAW ADMEJKWSDL
PENNYWISE: THERES TEARS IN MY EYES
cyka: girl 😹🙄🙄
cyka: now i can't stop ticcing 🙄🙄🥳
lululemon: chile wbk i tried to make a tiktok with you and you almost bopped me right in the jaw
mafioso estupido: sounds ✨ dangerous ✨
frog: is it dangerous?? are you guys ok??
lululemon: i'm fine 💅🏼💅🏼
cyka: 🧚🏻♀️
icky: IM not he hit me 🤢
cyka: oh i did that on purpose
icky: slander.
pikachu: 💅🏼
pikachu: as the wise Hayley of the Originals once said, kill eachother and get over with it
mafioso estupido: ofc you'd watch tvd 💀
pikachu: ew did you just use the skull emoji-
PENNYWISE: see he's a straightok whore 🙄
YOU ARE READING
Neighborly Genocide 🥺❤️🥰
Fanfictionilluminate: i'm gone for like 3 minutes and you guys are flaming my dead dedushka while he's rolling in his grave icky: g status ; dead 🥶🥶😈💯💯 layoreo: FUCKING HELL GUYS
