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sushi: idk abt you guys but like i'm not gonna die

sushi: i'm just kinda built different 😈

pikachu: damn ok pulling up with da god complex i feel yhu 🥶😈💯

X Æ A-12: somebody make it stop before it can progress

neon: someone said the same thing about covid 🥶🥶👀 but here we are 6 months into quarantine and 1 month into hybrid learning 😈💯💯

X Æ A-12: shut the FOOK up

machimachi: nah bitch i ain't finna take you seriously if you say fook

machimachi: because that's the sound a paintball makes when it hits glass

pikachu: why did my mind try and correct fook as WAP

sushi: CHILE WHAT

cyka: bitch what WAP TF 🙄💯💯

pikachu: I do be bumping in squala's car listening to WAP tho 😹😹

X Æ A-12: ok wait back up a minute whom

pikachu: this guy melody works with or some shit he's a senior at pariston but anyways he's blasting cardi n Meghan at the boujee gas n wash with the IMMACULATE icee's

pikachu: from 🙄 the 🌽 top 😻 make 😃 it 🌈 drop ⛓

PENNYWISE: nah kurapika mad they probably have a DAP 🙄🙄

pikachu: ok y'all WHAT

pikachu: why the FUCK are we discussing my pussy

frog: OMG NO PLS

frog: EARSE THAT FROM MY MIND PLS PLS PLS

layoreo: WHAT THE SHIT

layoreo: WHAT IN THE LITERAL STANKIEST DOGGY DOOKIE IS FUCKING HAPPENING

pikachu: like hell would i know fucking Tony Lopez is up in here trying assume if i'm a gorilla grip 💢⭕️💢 or not?? creepy ass?? like mf dying to get HIT because on JAH i will rock his shit so hard that he's gonna be snorting his teeth like it cocaine.

frog: ERASE.

cyka: THE BLEACH I NEED THE FUCKING BLEACH.

ikea: TONY LOPEZMSJWKNDKWKQ

bird: WHAT GEJAJSJKQKKS

PENNYWISE: YOU WHORE WHATEKWHSJWKA

PENNYWISE: fucking tony lopez copped my style tf

PENNYWISE: ong they all be stalking my page, i swear, even Kim K on there to

icky: i smell two stank ass god complex's in this building 🙄🙄💅🏼

neon: no i think that's the dead rotting corpse of your pa wafting back into your nose

neon: what shoes he got awn?

bird: JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL

illuminate: NOT THIS AGAIN

illuminate: fucking satan spawn i will punt you into a steaming lake of scorching LAVA.

neon: that turns you into a whore, sorry 😃

blinky: we can never have a fucking consistent conversation with yous bipolar asses switching up the topic every 7 seconds damn 😔✌🏻

frog: guys !! guess who i just saw at the park !!

frog added PRÏÑGŁĖŚ to cul de sac gremlins

frog: this is palm from school / the party !!

cyka: ok 1. you didn't even give us time to guess

cyka: and 2. why tf everybody adding people who isnt even in our neighborhood?

cyka: and 3. do you know how disappointed i am that you added her

frog: yup !!

lululemon: wait PALM

PRÏÑGŁĖŚ: hi :)

lululemon: hi.

lululemon: weren't you the one from the assembly

PRÏÑGŁĖŚ: i

sushi: OH MY GOD LMFAO

sushi: PALMANEKQKAKA

sushi removed PRÏÑGŁĖŚ from cul de sac gremlins


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a/n i'm not adding the rest of this chapter bc my sister follows me 🤠 and if she reads this that wouldn't be ideal. You can find the rest of this on ao3 under the user w6rship. It's also called "neighborly genocide" and is chapter 29

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