mafioso estupido: i tried to ask hisoka why he goes out in like full drag every single fucking day and HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIR S
pikachu: NOOB.
PENNYWISE: and i'll do it again...bap bap.
mafioso estupido: if you push me down two flights of stairs again i will cook you for dinner and machi, illumi, kurapika, and i will eat your sautéed body.
layoreo: 1. that was a depressing bop bop, 2. TWO F L I G HT S O F S T A I R S? 3. YOUR GONNA COOK HISOKA ? 4. THE FOUR OF YOU ARE GONNA FEAST ON HISOKAS CRISP B O DY?
pitou: ASKEJAKDJWMJQ yess queen sauté that bitch mm lip smack, lip smack, DELICIOUS 😛
PENNYWISE: NO ONE WILL BE COOKING ME OR EATUNG ME
PENNYWISE: PLEASE
PENNYWISE: I AM TO PRETTY TO BE A MEAL ON THE NEXT JUNIOR CHEF
cyka: THE NEXT JUNIOR CHEFLSJDKWJ@'@$*@(@$**2(@6#8183729163;2
illuminate: you built like donald trumps cleavage stfu and stay in your lane 😭😭
PENNYWISE: I JUST Y ELLED IM BUILT LIKE FUCKING W H AT
vampirina: DONALD TRUMPS CLEAVAGE PLS IM RECITING THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS IM EVAPORATINGGG I AM PHOTOSYNTHESISINGG
kaka: NOT THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS PLS SOS IM GETTING HELD HOSTAGE BY THE AMOUNT OF AUDACITY THAT GREMLIN NAMED FEITAN HAS
vampirina: DAMN IT
vampirina: I THOUGHT YOU WOULD STOP FLAMING ME FOR MY ENTIR E EXISTENCE
kaka: wym your entire existence? didn't you evaporate?
vampirina: FUCK YOU AKDJKWJEOWJSAK@$2*@)#*2
PENNYWISE: i am HURT. sobs.
Ging: shut the FUCK UP I AM TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE BUT ALL I HEAR IS THIS STUPID BEEPING SOUND EVERY 0.03 SECONDS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING SPAMMING THIS IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING I AM ABOUT TO THROW MY PHONE AT A FUCKING WALL PLEASE STOP. STOP IT. STOP. IT. I AM LOOSING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW STOP. GET SOME HELP.
illuminate: i feel weirdly threatened rn
illuminate: why are you yelling at me
PENNYWISE: miss gurl just mute the chat
Ging: IF YOU DIDNT HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME, I SAID I WAS TRYING TO FUCKING GET SOMETHING DONE.
shark: well you certainly had enough time to go on a rant abt it so,,,
Ging: it's kite right now, ignore him, he's an idiot. text eachother i don't care, i'm just gonna mute this for him or else he'll punch a hole threw the wall.
cyka: fucking kyle 🙄
pikachu: wtf just happened
layoreo: i think he's having withdrawal
cyka: NOT THE WITHDRAWLDJELJISHEЫДФЬВТЦБ
ikea: he was so shocked he switched languages 💔💔
pikachu: tittis are weird tho ??
pikachu: HOLY SHIT. WRONG CHAT- PLS I AM GOING TO WALK OFF A CLIFF
sushi: W- HO- HUH
layoreo: WHAT
kaka: i was shocked, oh hunny, i was in TEARS.
PENNYWISE: KURAPIKA YOU DUMBASS PLS
vampirina: LMAO YOU IDIOT
pikachu: NO let me EXPLAIN. i'm in a gc with killua, neon, hisoka, feitan, and pakunoda and we were talking abt some things I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT HERE THO JSJSJSJ
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Neighborly Genocide 🥺❤️🥰
Fanfictionilluminate: i'm gone for like 3 minutes and you guys are flaming my dead dedushka while he's rolling in his grave icky: g status ; dead 🥶🥶😈💯💯 layoreo: FUCKING HELL GUYS