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mafioso estupido: i tried to ask hisoka why he goes out in like full drag every single fucking day and HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIR S

pikachu: NOOB.

PENNYWISE: and i'll do it again...bap bap.

mafioso estupido: if you push me down two flights of stairs again i will cook you for dinner and machi, illumi, kurapika, and i will eat your sautéed body.

layoreo: 1. that was a depressing bop bop, 2. TWO F L I G HT S O F S T A I R S? 3. YOUR GONNA COOK HISOKA ? 4. THE FOUR OF YOU ARE GONNA FEAST ON HISOKAS CRISP B O DY?

pitou: ASKEJAKDJWMJQ yess queen sauté that bitch mm lip smack, lip smack, DELICIOUS 😛

PENNYWISE: NO ONE WILL BE COOKING ME OR EATUNG ME

PENNYWISE: PLEASE

PENNYWISE: I AM TO PRETTY TO BE A MEAL ON THE NEXT JUNIOR CHEF

cyka: THE NEXT JUNIOR CHEFLSJDKWJ@'@$*@(@$**2(@6#8183729163;2

illuminate: you built like donald trumps cleavage stfu and stay in your lane 😭😭

PENNYWISE: I JUST Y ELLED IM BUILT LIKE FUCKING W H AT

vampirina: DONALD TRUMPS CLEAVAGE PLS IM RECITING THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS IM EVAPORATINGGG I AM PHOTOSYNTHESISINGG

kaka: NOT THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS PLS SOS IM GETTING HELD HOSTAGE BY THE AMOUNT OF AUDACITY THAT GREMLIN NAMED FEITAN HAS

vampirina: DAMN IT

vampirina: I THOUGHT YOU WOULD STOP FLAMING ME FOR MY ENTIR E EXISTENCE

kaka: wym your entire existence? didn't you evaporate?

vampirina: FUCK YOU AKDJKWJEOWJSAK@$2*@)#*2

PENNYWISE: i am HURT. sobs.

Ging: shut the FUCK UP I AM TRYING TO GET SOMETHING DONE BUT ALL I HEAR IS THIS STUPID BEEPING SOUND EVERY 0.03 SECONDS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING SPAMMING THIS IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING I AM ABOUT TO THROW MY PHONE AT A FUCKING WALL PLEASE STOP. STOP IT. STOP. IT. I AM LOOSING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW STOP. GET SOME HELP.

illuminate: i feel weirdly threatened rn

illuminate: why are you yelling at me

PENNYWISE: miss gurl just mute the chat

Ging: IF YOU DIDNT HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME, I SAID I WAS TRYING TO FUCKING GET SOMETHING DONE.

shark: well you certainly had enough time to go on a rant abt it so,,,

Ging: it's kite right now, ignore him, he's an idiot. text eachother i don't care, i'm just gonna mute this for him or else he'll punch a hole threw the wall.

cyka: fucking kyle 🙄

pikachu: wtf just happened

layoreo: i think he's having withdrawal

cyka: NOT THE WITHDRAWLDJELJISHEЫДФЬВТЦБ

ikea: he was so shocked he switched languages 💔💔

pikachu: tittis are weird tho ??

pikachu: HOLY SHIT. WRONG CHAT- PLS I AM GOING TO WALK OFF A CLIFF

sushi: W- HO- HUH

layoreo: WHAT

kaka: i was shocked, oh hunny, i was in TEARS.

PENNYWISE: KURAPIKA YOU DUMBASS PLS

vampirina: LMAO YOU IDIOT

pikachu: NO let me EXPLAIN. i'm in a gc with killua, neon, hisoka, feitan, and pakunoda and we were talking abt some things I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT HERE THO JSJSJSJ

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