Neighborly Genocide 🥺❤️🥰

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pikachu: so

pikachu: uh

pikachu: i did a thing-

layoroe: kurapika what did you do

pikachu: uh

layoreo: PIKA.

pikachu: so you know how we stan Miranda Lambert n shit

pikachu: the uh Mamas Broken heart girl or whatever

layoreo: ..,yes

pikachu: so i took her advice

PENNYWISE: yeah what did you do kurapika? Did you scream his name until the neighbors called the cops? Did Melody tell you to fix your makeup? Did you fall apart?

pikachu: nah sorry g not all of us completely dispose of our immortality complex and have a psychotic breakdown on Fridays.

PENNYWISE: oh you must be a sunday person ig 😜

pikachu: no but anyways so i did a thing.

pikachu: i cut my bayangs with sum rusty kitchen scissors while listening to eminem💔

frog: *bangs

layoreo: STOP GON. STOP IT. THATS ALL YOUVE BEEN DOING IN THE CHAT FOR THREE DAYS. GET SOME HELP.

frog: *you've

layoreo: PLEASE PLEADE IM CRYING NOTHING IN THIS WORDL NAKES SENSE

frog: *please, *world, *makes

cyka: why is the most illiterate one in the group correcting us

frog: i'm not illiterate, killua 😪

PENNYWISE: did you know that i didn't give a shit? 😺

pikachu: ayo those my kids your talking to

X Æ A-12: i have a genuine question what the fuck do they mean there's a coin shortage just make more fucking coins 😭😭

illuminate: i

illuminate: ok wait yeah wtf

bird: y-

bird: nvm

bird: idk 😹

X Æ A-12: i'm so serious rn pls

X Æ A-12: also canary who tf is your neighbor

bird: i are you in my HOUSE ?

X Æ A-12: irrelevant.

layoreo: you guys embarrass me.

pikachu: mother FUCKER you didn't know who Paris Hilton was for 2 years, you voted for Trump in the 5th grade election, you wear a suit and tie to school everyday fucking Cole kinnie ass bitch, and you still haven't watched the conjuring in 2020 YOU embarrass ME

layoreo: i'm in spainnn but the s is silent 😜 but at least i didn't think this was THE FUCKING 26TH CENTURY MF YOU BE KIVING IN 2k50 OR SOME SHIT

pikachu: :)

cyka: kinda funky kinda fresh

machimachi: that has major camp rock vibes, kill it.

pikachu: don't worry killua i'll save you from the wretched grasps of Machi.

mafioso estupido: there goes fucking Kurapika and their savior complex again 🙄

pikachu: MY FUCKING WHAT

mafioso estupido: ,,,your savior complex?

frog: o-

poptarts: Sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio; contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium, amen.