Neighborly Genocide 🥺❤️🥰

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bird: what happened guys

bird: guys

bird: guys WHAT HAPPENED

vampirina: well

vampirina: i didn't get arrested 🤠

mafioso estupido: Thats right, but what did you do.

vampirina: well

vampirina: it was an interesting scrabble.

ikea: Did Miss Titty fight back

vampirina: oh yes, she did.

vampirina: in fact i started sweating that shit was not easy her beefy ass arms CAME FOR MY THROAT IT WAS LIKE DODGING FHE FUCKING ROCK.

frog: IT WAS SO FUN HAHSBEASK

kaka: that wasn't fun she literally backed up into me and almost knocked me over into a soccer ball rack.

vampirina: loser.

vampirina: anyways i'll re-encount it mk.

bird: alr

vampirina: i walked into that gym as she was giving her speech, acting like Mother Theresa in this bitch tf. So i called out to her n shit

frog: "AYO, JUGS, LISTEN UP."

vampirina: mhm, and she looked DOWN at me, so i left-hooked her in the face but she grabbed my arm as i was pulling back and almost body slammed me

pikachu: your built like a twink i'm not even surprised

vampirina: have- have you seen yourself? i-

vampirina: but anyways she almost body slammed me but i yanked one of her dollar-store extensions out and tried to choke that bitch out with it, but she was ✨ yanking on my hoodie, swingin and aiming ✨

vampirina: now mind you there's a class of 12-14 year olds watching this hoe get her shit rocked by a weave, like some started crying (alluka)

lululemon: bitch

vampirina: some were fucking recording (gon, killua)

frog: ;D

vampirina: and some stood there like this 🧍 (kalluto)

kaka: boy you walked into my gym class and started beating up my teacher tf you want me to do? Hang up streamers? Maybe bake her a "Congrats, you got beat tf up" Cake?

kaka: wait no actually should i

vampirina: bruh yes tf it's cake

vampirina: anyways

vampirina: Miss gurl was tryna cop my shit but i kneed her in the stomach and started going ham she rolled away from under me tho and karate chopped me in the back and almost beat me to shit

vampirina: but a metal water bottle had rolled onto the floor so Kalluto kicked it over to me (thanks i guess 🙄🙄) and i bopped her in the back of the head with it, and she FELL ON TOP OF ME I HAD TO ROLL THIS BITCH LIKE A LOG OFF MEEEE

vampirina: then kurapika popped in, and fucking ate that hoe up and spat her back out afterwards and left no crumbs. They fr gave her like brain damage. Then we heard like teachers coming because some trick ass snitched so we had to run.

pikachu: yeah 😻

cyka: bruh i swear the creepy janitor, what's his name Tonpa? I swear he watched that whole thing then ran to tell the dean.

vampirina: ion know tonpa 🙄 but whatevs

bird: ALDJWLSJWKA,W THAT-

ikea: iM STILL LOOSING MY SHIT KILLUA JUST SENT ME THE FIGHT VIDEOSLKKKW

X Æ A-12: SEND THEM WHORE.

cyka: [video.png 9/23/20]

mafioso estupido: that was excruciating 😭

PENNYWISE: LMAOSKQLAKWK F EITAN SHE ALMOSY DRAGGED YOUR ASS

vampirina: ion need your bad juju over here Mr McDonald

lululemon: LIKE FOUR MINUTES AFTER YOU LEFT SHE GOT UP AND MADE US RUN LAPS

lululemon: 💔

lululemon: oh my god

lululemon: kalluto's actually doing it

illuminate: kalluto is doing what-?

lululemon: ThEIR BAKINH THE CAKE

frog: They should give it to her tomorrow as a recovering gift ❤️

frog: Write her a note that says "My sorrows that you got your ass beat, here's a cake to aid your fat ass ego's recover ♡ Xoxo, i added a Home Depot gift card— maybe you can buy new titty material and maybe a new personality. Sincerely, Nancy"

icky: I-

icky: who tf is nancy-

illuminate: Mom better not find out she'd be so pissed

kaka: she'd kick my ass, so she's not gonna find out 😻 Just like how she doesn't know i'm friends with chrollo, because then youd all be working on my CASKET like an arts and crafts table ❤️😆

cyka: STIP WITH THAT EMOJI STOP IT

kaka: 😆

cyka: WHORE. STOP

mafioso estupido: i'm so under appreciated.

pikachu: no you just have an inferiority complex.

mafioso estupido: ok Light kinnie

pikachu: WHAT

layoreo: Kuright Pikagami

shark: I SNORTED KSJAKJAQ

frog: OH! Add that to the card "Sincerely, Miss Nancy and Kuright Pikagami ♡"

pikachu: fuck you to gon 😭

poptarts: don't get into trouble-

ketamine: Was Zazan a bad person?

illuminate: she's sum Soulja Boy fucking crack ass bitch and her only personality is tits like ok damn what the fuck she gonna do, crank it and roll? Am i supposed to be pissing myself in fear or some shit? Like SB and her are they same fucking person, carbon copy shit, they both suck ass. probably has a gooch grease fetish

ketamine: Oh

illuminate: :)

neon: #vendettaagainstsouljaboy

ketamine: Good job, Feitan

vampirina: Thank 😼😼

sushi: bro i'm so mad that i wasn't in that class i would've paid to see that shit

lululemon: wait yeah tf Pal- 🤢 is in our class but not you?? weak ass BOE i swear 🥱

machimachi: off topic but how did this 4'12 gremlin beat that beefy bully teacher

pikachu: i was there to

machimachi: my bad how did the 4'12 gremlin and Piss Hair beat this beefy bully teacher

bird: IM DISOWNING YOU ALL

cyka: CANARY NO :(

birds IM DISOWNING YOU ALL EXCEPT KILLUA