illuminate: so im driving on I-80, yeah
illuminate: and i just see this wrinkly homeless person asking for money
illuminate: so i pay them 5 bucks, but follow them a block away bc I JUST GAVE THEM 5$ and i aint tryna get scammed. so this bitch pulls off a weave and guess who.
illuminate: FUCKING HISOKA.
illuminate: AS IN HISOKA FUCKING MORROW GOOD.BYE. I WAS YELLING I ALMOST SWERVED INTO HIM AFTER
PENNYWISE: i needed that bag💔
pikachu: im not even shocked,,, hisokas done some,,,,q u e s t i o n a b l e things
ketamine: Send stories, i'll rate.
illuminate: in freshman year Hisoka boned a junior at an assembly in storage closet
PENNYWISE: 😃
PENNYWISE: momentarily forgot that happened 😁😁
pikachu: i would like to go back 5 seconds in my life before i read that x
ketamine: I am praying for you 😁😁
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illuminate: not again
mafioso estupido: ???
illuminate: i forgot to mention they have been chasing me for the past 4 blocks threatening to go fucking sangwoo on hisoka's 'highlighter' ass
poggers: 😏😏 i'm hotter then that bubblegum BITCH
PENNYWISE: hun i'll drag you. DRAG YOU.
poggers: AND ILL IRISH STEP DANCE ON YOUR ESOPHAGUS YOU CRABBY PATTY BITCH I COULD PROBABLY FIND THE SOLE CAUSE OF HAYFEVER IN YOUR FLAKY ASS CRACK
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YOU ARE READING
Neighborly Genocide 🥺❤️🥰
Fanfictionilluminate: i'm gone for like 3 minutes and you guys are flaming my dead dedushka while he's rolling in his grave icky: g status ; dead 🥶🥶😈💯💯 layoreo: FUCKING HELL GUYS
