Neighborly Genocide 🥺❤️🥰

20

The Lake House

They arrived at the Lake House (mostly) unproblematic. No illegal activities went down so they should be in the clear from the coppers.

So now here they were, in the middle of a forest...hiking?

Well why were they hiking if this was a lake house?

Well i don't fucking know xo

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"KEEP IT UP, LETS GO!" Bisky yelled, marching steadily up the mountain. Machi groaned, pausing to take a long swing of water, then jogging to catch up again.

Kurapika tripped on a rock, sending them face planting into the gravel. Gon and Killua stood over them, sticking their tongues out in mockery. "Get back up, you pussy!" Killua said, then grabbed gon's hand and ran away laughing.

"Well that fucking hurt worse then the fall...but I SWEAR ON MY MOTHERFUCKING YEEZYS IF YOU KEEP CALLING ME A PUSSY YOU GONE GET YO BOBBLE HEADDED ASSES FOLDED BECAUSE THESE HANDS ARE RATED E FOR. EVERYONE. YOU BASTARD CHILDREN!!" They screamed, then sprinted ahead of the two.

Finally after a taxing 6 minutes, the group stopped at a clearing. "Ok guys, take a break, get some wa-"

"Chrollo Lucifer." Hisoka stated, staring at the guy in question intensely. "Is that my water bottle."

Chrollo looked down at the bottle in his hand and...oh shit. That was Hisoka's. Sweat trickled down his forehead, he glanced around furiously to try and see if there was a random ledge he could jump off.

Hisoka was now advancing. Chrollo was backing up.

Chrollo yelped as hisoka smacked the water out of his clammy little piss boy hands. "Dios. Será mejor que empieces a rezar, pipí hombre." The witch whispered, making chrollo shiver in fear.

"Hehe, ok boys, that enough." Bisky barked, crossing her flimsy little arms. She clapped loudly, forcing everybody to herd together in a circle. "In a few minutes we're gonna hike down this mountain and get lunch. What does everybody want?"

"Who the hell wants food? Just thinking about it makes me want to sporadically puke everywhere."

"Food keeps you healthy, so we are going to KF-"

"KFC? Jesus fuck, i actually might puke-"

She slapped a palm to her forehead.

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poptarts: hello !

lululemon: hi melody!!

poptarts: how's the trip going?

lululemon: ,,,

lululemon: uh

lululemon: well no one died-

poptarts: what else happened?

pikachu: oh ILL tell you what HAPPENED

pikachu: Chrollo and Hisoka threw hands and accidentally pushed me into that nasty ass lake.

pikachu: bitch that lake probably gave me like crabs or something

cyka: KURAPIKA

cyka: TF WOULD YOU SAY THAT IUT LOUD

pikachu: i didn't say shit? i typed it? but i'm just stating the facts

poptarts: are you ok?

pikachu: yeah

poptarts: that's good,, why were Hisoka and Chrollo fighting

frog: something about water, a duck floaty, and scissors

poptarts: yikes?

poptarts: how's Biscuit handling you guys?

kaka: she blew up the stove.

poptarts: WHAT

poptarts: how did she BLOW UP THE STOVE

kaka: she cant cook for shit i'm not even sure tbh

kaka: but the stove explosion knocked out the AC so the cabin is overheating. we're probably gonna have to leave soon bc we can't order take out in the middle of the forests fucking asscrack

poptarts: jesus christ-

pikachu: the lord cant save us now

cyka: i'm atheist <3

PENNYWISE: i'm pagan <3

illuminate: hisoka

illuminate: pls tell me you didn't manifest our relationship or some shit

PENNYWISE: nah,, uh,, most love jars i do bring bad luck so 😻😻

illuminate: ight/

kaka: update.

kaka: feitan punched a whole in the wall

kaka: we're gonna head back home now 🙄🙄

kaka: his stupid 4'8 fucking mini disaster looking headass 🙄