Neighborly Genocide 🥺❤️🥰

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lululemon: g status ; watching horror movie with the cultist 🥰🥰🙄

lululemon: - in kurapika's haunted basement

lululemon: well actually we're not watching it anymore, we're talking to the cops. also we're not in kurapika's basement anymore

bird: chile what it's 5 am wtf

lululemon: So we were watching Insidious on netflix in his dingy ass basement

cyka: ^ and like halfway in the movie, a demon pops up on the screen and the lights start flicker. so we pause the movie and wait a few seconds. Well kurapika was halfway out the door but whatevs.

lululemon: yeah, and the lights just cut out. Like for no reason. The TV is still on, but the lights aren't. So we BOLT up those stairs bc these demons aint gonna catch me slacking

layoreo: so we stay upstairs in Pikas room. but we're hearing shit. like walking, scraping, scratching, knocking. It was like a fuckinh dog was in da house

layoreo: and that went on for like 3 hours until we had enough of that shit. So we go and wake Melody up.

lululemon: and we tell her what happened. So she's w/ us in pikas room and she's hearing the noises to.

lululemon: she said it sounded like the back door or some shit.

lululemon: we all just sat there in silence for another hour, but whenever we tried bringing up the scratching the AC would turn on.

pikachu: so then Melody has enough and she says we should call the non emergency-number to make sure nobody's in the house/trying to get inside.

pikachu: and i'm just like?? ?? bc fuck the police i'd face Annabelle and all her glory then go bitching to the cops??

frog: but she tries to call the number and they don't pick up

pikachu: SEE? these mf slackin

frog: -so she just calls regular ol 991

sushi: and yeah, they arrive n shit. They scope out the area, and they don't see nothing.

sushi: but two and two don't add up here yk

pikachu: so now we're just in my room again, blasting Barbie Life in the dream house. But that don't explain why tf my brand new lights went out and why satan if scratching on my fucking walls?

blinky: tomorrow i'm breaking into your house and sage cleansing the place bc i don't want your bad joojoo energy affecting me.

pikachu: that's if i don't set the place on fire in the next 12 hours/

layoreo: i was fr quivering

cyka: we tried watching the movie again but gons attention span is short 🙄🙄

kaka: nah dude, i think gons attention span is bigger then Feitan

vampirina: WTF IM AVERAGE HEIGHT??

kaka: FOR A THIRD GRADER??

vampirina: I THOUGHT THE 7TH GRADER SAID SOMETHING??

kaka: SORRY WHAT WAS THAT? I CANT HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY FROM UP HERE YOU GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER

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pikachu: i didn't set the house on fire <3

machimachi: that's good??

pikachu: but i don't fw that paranormal shit so i'm disposing of that ouija board and cleansing the house w/ shizuku ✨

mafioso estupido: did we fr invite a demon into your crib-

pikachu: that was cringey and YOU invited the fucking entity thing

pikachu: yolo ✌🏻

kaka: ayo shizu

kaka: why ya whole titty out

cyka: WHAT

cyka: THE FUCK

kaka: so nobody gone answer me or-??

blinky: i

blinky: no let me explain

vampirina: WHA- ?? ?? ??

blinky: its not.

kaka: ok true but ??

blinky: it's not y'all-

pikachu: im

pikachu: there is no method to this madness.

cyka: shut up kurapika you are the madness tf 🙄🙄

pikachu: come outside we gone fight

frog: A BOOM DA LA CACA

blinky: they actually went outside-

blinky: killua got the hose and he's going ham.

frog: omg water fight 😻😻