Desperate: not to be creepy or anything but I've actually made a list of everyone in our biology class
Desperate: I'm slowly crossing people off
Meanie: I'm scared
Meanie: for lots of reasons
Desperate: Chanyeol ✖
Kihyun
Yoongi
Wonho ✖
Youngjae
Kyungsoo ✖
Hoseok
Hyuk ✖
Myungsoo ✖
Jinhong ✖
Jeunguk ✖
Taeyang ✖
Kyung ✖
Changgu ✖
Hongseok ✖
Sicheng
Johnny
Doyoung
Ten ✖
Desperate: there are very few left
Desperate: BE AFRAID
Desperate: BE VERY AFRAID
Meanie: believe me I am
Meanie: why are so many crossed off?
Desperate: because they're popular
Desperate: although I did consider the fact you could be Jinhong as he's not exactly modest
Meanie: I'm not
Meanie: but I'm a member of his fanclub
Desperate: I'll be getting a list of their members then
Desperate: just call me Sherlock cuz I've got this shit handled
Meanie: wow
Desperate: u don't seem worried
Meanie: idk
Meanie: I feel like I should be but I'm not
Meanie: maybe cuz I'm used to these threats and i can't be bothered to keep dodging them
Meanie: besides, Its nearly 13 May and then we'll both be far away from each other so you'll have to give up your detective work Holmes
Desperate: I'm still bummed about the fact u can't come with me
Meanie: my mother's friends need me more than you
Desperate: what about my sister
Meanie: ask Sunyoul
Desperate: I WOULD
Desperate: but he blocked my number because I tried to lyric prank him
Meanie: HA
Meanie: that's your fault then
Meanie: ask Wonho
Desperate: no way am I asking Wonhoe
Desperate: besides he'll probably be busy with Hyungwon
Meanie: I'm sure 😏
Meanie: Myungsoo? Johnny? Taeyang? Changgu? I THOUGH YOU HAD LOTS OF FRIENDS ???
Desperate: it won't be the same without you
Meanie: sure
Meanie: I'd love to accompany a clingy af weirdo like yourself to a wedding
Desperate: really
Meanie: nO
Desperate: savage 😥
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Wrong Number // DaeJae
Fanfiction*You Have 1 New Message* In which Jung Daehyun breaks up with the wrong person
