In the car, the following convo took place
Me: Kids, your un...
Azyrea: I ain't no kid, I'm almost grown, so get it straight
Me: Almost grown folks, your uncle....
Mariah: You ain't our uncle
Me: Almost grown folks, your brother Josiah has almost died
(Everyone saying "Oh no")
Me: I'm okay physically, but my mind craves REVENGE! We should kill her
Mariah: How we gonna kill her?
Me: The same way, a fatal cookie
Mariah: Too obvious
Me: Man, um, I'm...I'm lost here
Mariah: We should have a cookie eating contest for teachers at Shell Academy. We'll give her the bad cookies, and promise a false made up one million dollars
Me: We have a million in our ghost town bank account, and if we don't pay that, legal issues
Mariah: So you're worried about breaking the law.....while breaking the law. Wow
Me: Yeah, It's just a Josiah thang, you wouldn't understand. Any besides, your idea requires tons of cookies. Mines only got one
Mariah: We'll just hack the Leon County Cookie factory and serve them to the teachers
Me: Breaking more laws again. What's your runaway plan?
Mariah: The Beta Club trip is coming soon at GEMS, we'll just sneak on that bus and stay at the hotel
Me: Sounds good. Kenyelle, got any ideas or stuff?
(Looks back, Kenyelle is making out with Deasia passionately)
Me: Um, Azyrea, Emmani, any ideas?
Azyrea: Get me some brew and gum
Emmani: Skittles!
Mariah: Yeah, Skittles!
Kenyelle: Get me some Chinese food man
Me: Naw, I'm In the mood for some Pork Barbeque
Kenyelle: Chinese Food!
Me: Pork Barbeque!
Kenyelle: Chinese Food!
Me: Pork Barbeque
Mariah: Shut up! They sell Pork Barbecue at the Chinese Place, so what now?
We pulled up to the New Chinese Place, Hung's Eatery, and talked about getting in the cookie factory over some Wantons. Mariah made the plan crystal clear,
"In the back, that store got some stairs that lead all the way to the attic, so we just go there, and steal cookies. Poison only a few of them, those are the ones we give to that
crazy teacher"
We got two Family Platters that included fries, sweet and sour chicken, Pork BBQ sandwiches (Yes!), Fish, Orange Chicken, Cheese Dogs (A cheesy snack made from dogs), and Pizza.
I said, "Well dang, Imma have to save some for later".
There was no need for that, because Azyrea, Kenyelle, and Mariah gobbled everything down. I got full off the two Pork Barbecue Sandwiches and fries I had, so I went to the bathroom, covered my hands, and did 100 push-ups. I went back to the table and asked while sipping on my lemonade,
"Wait, if we're gonna poison the cookies, where are we gonna get poison from?"
Everyone at our table drew a blank and I looked around and scanned the room. I saw the kitchen and saw a chef picking up a bottle labeled "Dog Poison". I whispered to myself "Perfect. But how the hill am I supposed to get back there?"
"Piyah, you cur--,"
"I said Hill", I cut Mariah off in mid-sentence and continued, "We need something and someone that's gonna help us get this dog poison"
"Especially cause she's a female one, get it?", Mariah joked as she nudged my shoulder
"Yes it get it, know who has a plan?", I said.
Mariah said, "I do". She got up and did a dance routine. She extended her hands forwards and backward while moving her hips. She did a pin on one leg and did a cartwheel, and grabbed the dog poison. The Chinese chef yelled "把那跳舞的小姐！(Get that dancing lady)!".
"Everybody Runnnnnnnnnn!", Azyrea yelled and we dashed the table without even paying. Kenyelle, Azyrea, and Mariah quickly grabbed our food. The chefs ran after us with acid, knives, and flaming knives. We jumped in the car and put the key in ignition, then we sped through Highway 27. The chefs grabbed a buggy car and shot tranquilizer darts at us. They were yelled as we raced off, breaking the red lights, and almost crashing into other cars. A tranquilizer hit our tire and we swerved in the middle of a gas station and a rental car shop. I yelled, "That's not right!", and we grabbed guns from the trunk. We shot at the buggy car and it flipped over into the gas pump, causing a huge thundering explosion with flames flying everywhere. A piece of flame got on my shoe and I said "Ah, Ah! Ah!, hot, hot!". I grabbed some green tea from the trunk and poured it on my shoe. Then I looked at the limo car with the flat tire. We had no changing materials, so I said, "Dang, this car is useless. Where the heck can we find a car?".
"Dummy, there's a rental car shop right next to us", Azyrea yelled.
I replied, "I ain't a dummy", and walked over to the rental car shop. We needed a car right then and there, so we broke into a push start Nissan with a clothes hanger and headed on to the Cookie Factory in Tallahassee. We just committed Grand Theft Auto and murder of Chinese chefs, so much for a low profile...
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Revenge Cookies Part IX (2015)
Teen Fiction"That teacher, she almost killed me. She almost killed me. That teacher smiled in my face, and tried to kill me with 'kindness'. Oh she will be killed, but not with kindness". The usual suspects: Josiah, Mariah, Kenyelle, and Emmani become stunned...
