Note Twenty-Two
From: Cora Roberts To: Creepy Stalker
So... you know how you told me to stay away from 'him'?
Sent: 9/10 5:04 p.m.
From: Creepy Stalker To: Cora Roberts
Yep...?
Sent: 9/10 5:10 p.m.
From: Cora Roberts To: Creepy Stalker
How am I supposed to stay away from 'him' when there's like ten billion hims?
Sent: 9/10 5:12 p.m.
From: Creepy Stalker To: Cora Roberts
Wats that supposed 2 mean?
Sent: 9/10 5:14
From: Cora Roberts To: Creepy Stalker
A couple days ago, this Andrew kid randomly asked me out. Then this kid Sam's always flirting with me while I'm tutoring him. Then today, some dumbass (excuse me) that I had never seen before, came up to me, called me freaking Carrie, gave me some flowers, and asked me to freaking Homecoming. Which one is supposed to be 'him'?
Sent: 9/10 5:18 p.m.
From: Creepy Stalker To: Cora Roberts
Stay away from all of them. Their intentions might not be the greatest.
Sent: 9/10 5:19 p.m.
From: Cora Roberts To: Creepy Stalker
That helps. Thanks for the cryptic and fortune cookie sound words. So now I have to be boy paranoid?
Sent: 9/10 5:21 p.m.
From: Creepy Stalker To: Cora Roberts
Sure.
Sent: 9/10 5:23 p.m.
From: Cora Roberts To: Creepy Stalker
So... are you a guy or a girl?
Sent: 9/10 5:24 p.m.
From: Creepy Stalker To: Cora Roberts
Guy.
Sent: 9/10 5:30 p.m.
From: Cora Roberts To: Creepy Stalker
So am I supposed to stay away from you?
Sent: 9/10 5:31 p.m.
From: Creepy Stalker To: Cora Roberts
I don't know. I'm not the boy paranoid one.
Sent: 9/10 5:31 p.m.
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The Bathroom Stall
Short StoryA short story of an abandoned bathroom stall door giving desperate, heartbroken girls relationship advice, hot guys incorrectly trying to woo hearts, a stupid dare in action, and irrationality ruling the minds of every character.
