Honestly, I don't give a rat's ass about anything from the storyline. Those fucking capture targets are so damn stupid, falling for an idiotic birdbrain heroine. Actually, they probably only fell in love with her for their egos. Why should I ever fe...
I got out of my space and laid underneath the blossom tree in bliss. I felt like my face was shining and my body was giving off an air of refreshing peace.
"Mixu! I've finally found you~ wow, you're happy, aren't you." Airhead commented in his usual cheerful manner, flying around me in circles, causing his fangirls to scream in admiration behind him.
"Yeah... I am... that was really nice..."
Airhead looked at me and smiled cheerfully again. "That's good to know."
He smiled innocently and hugged me after I replied. I briefly looked at the space in the middle of his legs before turning my attention back to the sky. He probably doesn't know I just came back from torturing and pulling out a certain baron's dick out. I wonder what it would be like if I told him... I pondered.
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"The orange peaches fly down the dirt road, silly smiles, gloved stems, what shall I do if the baby fairy dragon chomps it before eating the pig?" The teacher spoke in Asarian, and after I heard those ridiculous words, I almost died of laughter.
"GAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TH-PUAHAHAHAHA! ORANGE... PFFT... HAHAHAHAHA! THE F-F-FAIRY D-D-D-DRAGON EATS THE FUCKING PIG! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" I collapsed from my chair and fell down on the floor before starting to roll around the ground as tears of glee rolled down my cheeks. This happened before last year... but this translation was so damn funny I can't- can't- can't think!
I tried to cover my mouth to stop myself, but it didn't work and I burst into giggles as I thought of an orange peach with wings and a small cartoon face pasted onto it.
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The language teacher looked at me with a peeved face, but then he saw Theodore falling to the floor in silent laughter, with tears falling down his usual dull expression in pure joy. Comrade in arms! You have joined my quest for the perfect flying orange peach! I continued to think nonsense as I watched the glistening eyes of Theodore in pride.
"Tralalalala! I'm an orange peach, th! I shall fly along the dirt road with a silly smile! Beware of my gloved stems, they are lethal! Even the fairy dragon cannot, pfft, chomp me!"
Theodore started rolling around the floor as he heard my silly words, but now, so did some of the class.
"Wh- where did that c-come from, Mixuni?!" Asked one of the more upstanding students (who was still trying to cover a smile).
"Hmmm... pfft... let me think about it... kekekeke... m-maybe it came from the baby fairy dragon who eats p-pigs... BAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Theodore finally caved in.
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I got sent to the principal's office. It was expected, since I just broke down after the teacher tried to translate a famous poem into Asarian (my home language) and ended up saying 'the orange peaches fly down the dirt road, silly smiles, gloved stems'... god, that's just too funny. She probably would've punished Theodore too, but since she didn't, I assume that that merman must have a high status.
