BAU gc - criminal minds -

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BAU HOTTIES😜😜😜

1:28 a.m.

emily: WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THA POLICE🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨👮‍♀️👮‍♀️👮‍♀️🚓🚓🚓🚔🚔🚔

y/n: EMIYL JJ TOLD U TO GO TO BED PLEASE GO TOBED

garcia: som1 help. i can't see striaghy

derek: On my way! 😜

jj: i swear to god if y'all do not go to bed you will feel my wrath with y'all wake up.

reid: may i ask what is happening right now?

emily: ME Y/N AND OEN ARE SODRUNK RN

hotch: you guys have work in the morning hello?

y/n: hello? when has that ever stop us?

derek: so y'all don't need help i'm guessing😔

emily: NOoOOOOOo

jj: GO TO SLEEP. NOW.

derek: yes mama jj

rossi: it is 1 in the morning why are y'all up?

emily: RWAD OLD MAN RESD

garcia: brb y'all y/n in throwing up

reid: oh no:( drink lots of water and eat some crackers!!!

hotch: ^ it helps a lot

derek: what did y'all have to drink gawd dayum

jj: everything y/n had in her cabinet. let me tell you i watched them make the nastiest drinks ever.

y/n : i'm bsack y'all😔

y/n: #jsthrewup

emily: honestly i almsot thee up wayching yoh throw up

y/n : i don't have enough crackers for the two of us bud🤺🤺🤺

derek: u literally are a cracker soooo.....

y/n : derek stfu

reid: i have some crackers at my apartment!! do you want me to bring them to you??

y/n: thank u spence but i'm okay i'll js share with em (please bring them to work tmr i'm going to die(

emily: IM BACK AND IM FEELING WORSER...

garcia: is it time to tell y'all i have a karaoke machine at my house???????

hotch: DO NOT drive drunk ladies

jj: YALL ARRE NOT LEAVING TO GET TJAT. GO TO SLEEP.

y/n: but i'm not tired 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

emily: same mommy🥺🥺🥺☹️☹️

derek: BITCH WHAT THE-

derek: yk what nvm i'm going to sleep cuz wtf is emily on. 🙁

emily: so reid whag r u texting y/n rn

reid: i asked if she needed anything else before work tmr! do you need anything? does garcia need anything?

emily: nope we r good

derek: she thought it would be jucier

hotch: GO. TO. SLEEP. THAT IS A ORDER.

emily: BICYH CANT SPELL JUICIER

hotch: EMILY.

emily: yes sir 😞😔

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8:39 a.m.

hotch: please tell me none of y'all just threw up in the sink...

derek: surprisingly it was that girl who was flirting w u 🥰🥰

reid: has anyone seen y/n?

rossi: she's passed out in my office. kiddo didn't feel good.

jj: if i still had my office i'd sleep in there but sadly i don't so i'm currently dying.

hotch: that's very nice of you dave.

emily: WAIT IF Y/N GETS TO SLEEP THEN SO DO I WHERES ANOTHER COUCH!????? AARON...PLEASE LET ME SLEEPNON YOUR COUCH PLEASE SIr

hotch: fine but if you disrupt me i'm kicking you out 🙀

derek: who thought him that...also why tf does emily get sleep in ur office.

hotch: she asked AND she has all of her work done.

derek: i'll do anything hotchy wotchy ANYTHING to sleep on ur couch😫😫😫😫😜😜😜🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺😇😇😇😇😼😼😼😼😈😈😈😈😈😛😛😛😛🌝🌝🌝

jj:i don't think that's going to tempt him. maybe try something else!

derek: daddy hotch please😫😫😫😫

hotch: .

hotch removed derek

garcia added derek

hotch changed 'adding people' to admin only

derek:🥺🥺🥺🥺😫😫😫

hotch removed derek

hotch: i am not dealing with that today.

rossi: derek just came in here yelling about this group chat and woke y/n up.

jj; BYE WHY ARE BOTH OF HER SHOES OFF

garcia: you sleep with shoes on?

jj: no but we are at work?

reid: y/n is chasing derek with hot coffee and one of her boots.

reid: praying for derek right now.

reid: also y/n i brought your stuff!! it's at my desk come and get it whenever!!

jj: aw what did you get her?

reid: crackers,soda,candy all the things she asked me for.

jj: that's sweet spence but i think she just texted me and said i could put it in her desk.

reid: yeah no...i don't believe that..

y/n: thank you pretty boy!! jj can put them in my desk!! leave the soda out tho jj 🙏🙏🙏

y/n: brb gotta finish chasing derek.

hotch: morgan , y/l/n (your last name) office now.

y/n : but baby emily is sleeping also derek isn't in this chat anymore.

hotch added derek

derek: REMINF ME TO NEVER WAKE IP Y/N AGAIM SHES REALLY ANGRY

derek: GET Y/N TO STOP CHASING ME HOTCHY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

hotch: both of you. my office. now.

y/n: but baby emily

hotch: emily can leave.

emily: no i can't i have polio i can't walk.

y/n: whatever you say to me and derek can be said in front of emily. 😊😠😠

derek: FR emily is staying. but we r coming to ur office rn. put ur pants back on before we walk in please i don't want to see my bosses penis. (i secretly do)

jj: WHAT THE FUCK

emily: OH HELL NAHHHHH i hate gays (i am bi)

hotch; morgan.

emily: HELP Y/N FACE WHILE HOTCH IS TWLLUNG HER TO STOP CHASING DEREK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

jj: I CAN SEE IT FROM OUT HERE LMAO

derek: bossman that wasn't necessary.

y/n : fr threatening to fire us☹️

y/n: your gonna be the one getting fired.

hotch: what to do if i just got threatened.

derek: NAH BOSSMAN THINKS ITS GOOGLE 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

emily; I WOULD EXPECT TS FROM ROSSI NOT FROM HOTCH.!!