BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
2:39 a.m.
y/n; i wanna slut him out then build lego flowers w him
spencer: you still have time to delete this babe😇
emily: Y/N HELP😭😭😭
garcia: lego flowers are great!!!
spencer: pen can you hack into her phone and delete this i don't want to get her in trouble
garcia: ofc boy genius!!
derek: good this i saw that before babygirl deleted it..
derek: what the actual fuck y/n..
- deleted a message!
spencer: thanks penny!!
garcia: yw!!
y/n: guys i wouldn't have gotten in trouble 🤷♀️🤷♀️
emily: mhm sure
hotch; no clue what you said so let's just say you would
hotch: now go to sleep
emily: yes sir
derek: y'all think hotch has emily call him sir during sexy time
y/n: what the hell derek‼️‼️
garcia: yeah i think it's time for me to go to bed..goodnight everyone!!
y/n: goodnight penny!!
8:36 a.m.
derek: did you seriously put extra paper work on my desk..
hotch: that's what you get for your text messages earlier.
derek: 😕😕
emily: TAKE THE L FR
derek: ur literally bossmans favorite stop talking mf.
hotch: she may be my girlfriend but i promise you she is not my favorite
emily: wait what
y/n: LMAO HELP
emily: if it's not me or derek or y/n who is it
y/n: i could be his favorite
hotch: your boyfriend is my favorite
y/n; close enough
y/n: spencer is gonna leave me for u fr
spencer: i don't like men i only like you
y/n: rizz😫
emily: 😟
derek: he's been picking up on my lessons fr
y/n: don't teach him lessons he's perfectly fine the way he is
derek: nah what if u break up w him he's gotta get a new gf
y/n: uhm who said i was breaking up w him anytime soon..?
derek: me
y/n:
y/n: he's mine and mine forever he's not going anywhere🌝
emily: realest statement ever
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!