BAU HOTTIES 🥵🥵🥵
2:37 a.m.
y/n: LANA DEL REY GOES SO FUCKING HARD
y/n: WE DANCE ON THE H OF THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN TIL WE RUN OUT OF BREATH GOTTA DANCE TILL WE DIE
4:19 a.m.
y/n: SKINNY DIPPING ALL NIGHT IM IN LOVE IM IN LOVEEEEEEEEEE HANDS ON YOUR KNEES IM ANGELIA JOLIE
6:20 a.m.
y/n: LET ME TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE LET ME KISS YOU HARD IN THE POURING RAIN YOU LIKE YOUR GIRLS INSANEEEEEEEE
8:05 a.m.
y/n: i got zero sleep last night so if i fall asleep no one wake me up
hotch: stop listening to lana del rey at night and you would actually get sleep
y/n: no
derek:[replying to: LET ME TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE LET ME KISS YOU HARD IN THE POURING RAIN YOU LIKE YOUR GIRLS INSANEEEEEEEE] oh
y/n: choose your last words this is the last time cause you and i were born to die😈
derek: OH JTS A AOMG😭😭
emily; FUCKING DUMBASS😭😭😭
rossi: you can use my couch if you need a nap y/n!!
y/n: thank you pasta man!!
spencer: i told her to go to sleep :(
y/n: i wasn't tired tho😕
emily: i kept waking up cause of you😾😾😾
y/n: good.
y/n: spence do u still the stuff in ur desk
spencer: yeah! i restocked it the other day
y/n: HELL YEAH😈😈😈😈
y/n: ily
spencer: ilyt
y/n; if anyone needs me i will be sitting on the floor by spencer's desk eating my snacks
emily: bruh💀
y/n: what you want some?
emily: no i can js go steal snacks out of aaron's office
y/n: HE HAS SNACKS🤨
emily: only 4 me
y/n: real
garcia: i walked into the bullpen and all i see is spencer falling more in love w y/n
derek: that's us fr
garcia:🥰🥰
emily: i see it
emily: the way he looks at her🥹
garcia: ITS SO CUTE
derek: do you think they will ever get married?
garcia: THEY BETTER
emily: if they don't i'll marry y/n
jj: real
hotch: can everyone meet in the conference room? it's not a case.
emily: yeah ofc i'll get spencer and y/n
1 hour later
y/n: there is no way we are getting a new team member...
derek: ^
emily: idk what to think ab this tbh
garcia: same
jj: she better be nice or smth
y/n: ^
hotch: don't forget we are going to have to add her to this group chat.
y/n: WHAT NO
derek: FR NO
emily: AARON OLEASE DONT ADD HER BRO
jj: ^^^
hotch: this is a work group chat so unfortunately i have to add her.
y/n; fuck
hotch: she will be starting tomorrow.
y/n: DOUBLE FUCK
y/n: you should let me switch desks😼
hotch: why?
y/n: there's an open desk next to spencer and i want to sit there
spencer: please hotch!!
y/n: yeah pretty please w a cherry on top🥹
hotch: yeah i guess
y/n: AYE
y/n: can someone help me move my stuff
spencer: i will!
emily: aaron you made a really bad decision
hotch: why?
emily: all they are going to be doing is staring at each other
derek: they alr do that 🙄
jj: fr they always be staring at each other
jj: and mouthing words
emily: fr and i can't read lips so like idk what they r saying
derek: fr js text or talk w ur mouth pls 🌝🌝
y/n: stop hating on us😔😔
2 hours later
y/n:
YOU ARE READING
BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!