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BAU HOTTIES 🥵🥵🥵

2:37 a.m.

y/n: LANA DEL REY GOES SO FUCKING HARD

y/n: WE DANCE ON THE H OF THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN TIL WE RUN OUT OF BREATH GOTTA DANCE TILL WE DIE

4:19 a.m.

y/n: SKINNY DIPPING ALL NIGHT IM IN LOVE IM IN LOVEEEEEEEEEE HANDS ON YOUR KNEES IM ANGELIA JOLIE

6:20 a.m.

y/n: LET ME TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE LET ME KISS YOU HARD IN THE POURING RAIN YOU LIKE YOUR GIRLS INSANEEEEEEEE

8:05 a.m.

y/n: i got zero sleep last night so if i fall asleep no one wake me up

hotch: stop listening to lana del rey at night and you would actually get sleep

y/n: no

derek:[replying to: LET ME TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE LET ME KISS YOU HARD IN THE POURING RAIN YOU LIKE YOUR GIRLS INSANEEEEEEEE] oh

y/n: choose your last words this is the last time cause you and i were born to die😈

derek: OH JTS A AOMG😭😭

emily; FUCKING DUMBASS😭😭😭

rossi: you can use my couch if you need a nap y/n!!

y/n: thank you pasta man!!

spencer: i told her to go to sleep :(

y/n: i wasn't tired tho😕

emily: i kept waking up cause of you😾😾😾

y/n: good.

y/n: spence do u still the stuff in ur desk

spencer: yeah! i restocked it the other day

y/n: HELL YEAH😈😈😈😈

y/n: ily

spencer: ilyt

y/n; if anyone needs me i will be sitting on the floor by spencer's desk eating my snacks

emily: bruh💀

y/n: what you want some?

emily: no i can js go steal snacks out of aaron's office

y/n: HE HAS SNACKS🤨

emily: only 4 me

y/n: real

garcia: i walked into the bullpen and all i see is spencer falling more in love w y/n

derek: that's us fr

garcia:🥰🥰

emily: i see it

emily: the way he looks at her🥹

garcia: ITS SO CUTE

derek: do you think they will ever get married?

garcia: THEY BETTER

emily: if they don't i'll marry y/n

jj: real

hotch: can everyone meet in the conference room? it's not a case.

emily: yeah ofc i'll get spencer and y/n

1 hour later

y/n: there is no way we are getting a new team member...

derek: ^

emily: idk what to think ab this tbh

garcia: same

jj: she better be nice or smth

y/n: ^

hotch: don't forget we are going to have to add her to this group chat.

y/n: WHAT NO

derek: FR NO

emily: AARON OLEASE DONT ADD HER BRO

jj: ^^^

hotch: this is a work group chat so unfortunately i have to add her.

y/n; fuck

hotch: she will be starting tomorrow.

y/n: DOUBLE FUCK

y/n: you should let me switch desks😼

hotch: why?

y/n: there's an open desk next to spencer and i want to sit there

spencer: please hotch!!

y/n: yeah pretty please w a cherry on top🥹

hotch: yeah i guess

y/n: AYE

y/n: can someone help me move my stuff

spencer: i will!

emily: aaron you made a really bad decision

hotch: why?

emily: all they are going to be doing is staring at each other

derek: they alr do that 🙄

jj: fr they always be staring at each other

jj: and mouthing words

emily: fr and i can't read lips so like idk what they r saying

derek: fr js text or talk w ur mouth pls 🌝🌝

y/n: stop hating on us😔😔

2 hours later

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