BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
derek: HELP ME
derek: Y/N IS CHASING ME AYLL SHE IS TRYING TO HIT ME W HER CRUTCHES
emily: IM PISSING MY OANTS THIS IS SO FUNNY
jj: RUN FASTER THAN HER DUMBASS SHES ON CRUTCHES
derek: BRO HELO SOMEONE
jj: EMILY JS FELL OFF HER CHAIR😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
derek: I DUD NOTHINGN TO DESERVE THIS
emily: didn't u steal her food
jj: oh you deserved it
garcia; why is derek on the floor?
emily; read the earlier msg bby
garcia: oohhh
y/n: i hope i bruised you
derek: i can't get up
y/n: idc
spencer: anyone want to go get coffee?
y/n: me!!!
emily; i'm grabbing my stuff
jj: i'm hungry maybe we can get some lunch too?
y/n: omg yes i lowkey want some chinese food
y/n: spence are you good driving?
spencer: yeah i mean i asked but let's go i'll grab your stuff!
y/n: thank you:)
emily: guys hurry jj is hangry
y/n: i can only go so fast i'm trying
jj: u can take ur time
derek: i just got up from the floor don't play 😜
derek: think i'm limping but idc
derek: can i come with y'all?
emily; ig🙄
emily; reid just ate shit
jj: why did he fall like that
emily; idk tbh
30 minutes later
emily; i'm disgusted
garcia: i'm not
jj: i threw up in my mouth
derek: i don't wanna see that again
jj: that felt like child porn
emily; omm
hotch: excuse me??
hotch: what??
emily: reid kissed y/n
y/n; it was like two smooches 🙄
derek: i don't ever wanna see that again from you two
spencer: we are not teenagers derek
y/n: fr like we r like 27 yrs old
derek: never again
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!