BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
y/n: nah that's the bitch who use to bully me in high school
emily: the one talking to the sheriff?
y/n: yes bro
y/n: where did she get that cup?
emily: OH HELL NO
derek: WHAT?
emily: she spilt water on y/n and went to talk to reid
jj: HER DEATH STARE SCARES ME
emily: why is she js sitting there?
jj: she is angry
jj: like really angry
derek: damn she looks angry
emily: i love angry y/n!!!!! she looks hot fr
emily: oh fucking hell
jj: no way...did he except?
emily: he didn't even get to say anything cause y/n pulled him away-
y/n: a girlfriends gotta what she's gotta do
spencer: i was going to say no
spencer: she was trying to seduce me
y/n: i saw that look in her eyes
y/n: she had the same look when she tried to steal my first bf
y/n: wasn't letting that happen again
y/n: i kinda need a new shirt though!!
spencer: i'll drive you to the hotel to get one:)
hotch; be quick please
emily: PLEASE THEY ARE WHISPERING TO EACH OTHER WALKIJG OUT WE ONOW WHAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOING YO DO..
derek: FRRRR horny hoes🙄🙄🙄🙄
y/n: uh-
y/n: we r not doing that
spencer: or are we
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y/n: voice messages am i right...?
derek: NAH WHAT TF DID THAt SAY
emily: FR I WANT TO KNWO
jj; PLEASE😭😭😭
derek: SHES GON BE COMING BACK W A LIMP YALL💀💀💀
y/n: NO I AM NOT I AM JS CHANGING MY SHIRT SPENCER IS STAYING IN THW CAR
emily: uh huh
jj; never riding in the back of that suv again!!!
emily: fr if spencer is brave enough to make out w u in a suv he's brave enough to have sex in it..
spencer: wait you guys know about that?
jj: uh yeah
emily: she had to tell us
emily: best friend things🤪
y/n: i'm sorry spence i was going to tell you i told them
y/n: i was panicking when it happened i'm sorry
spencer: no it's okay thanks for not telling them about the other part though!!
y/n: oh i wasn't going to tell them that
emily: WHAT OTHER OART?
derek: THERE WAS ANOTHER PART????
jj: BRU THEY ARE NOT GONNA TELL US NOW TF😭😭
derek: I DONT THINK THEY WERE TO BEGIN W
emily: WHEN WE HAD OUR MEETING AB HIM SHE SAID SHE TOLD US EVERYTHING THEY DID
y/n: i lied and personally it will never cum out of my mouth 🤪
y/n: WAIT YALL I MEAN COME I USED THE VOICE THINGY
derek: nah that's gotta be a clue they are both to smart to not give out clues
y/n: ITS LITERALLY NOT????
jj: WAIT DID U GUVE HIM A BJ???
y/n: N O
y/n: i don't do unholy things
y/n: ALL WE DID WAS KISS
rossi: Guys please leave it alone.
rossi: If they don't want to tell they don't have to.
y/n: thank you old man 🙏🙏
emily: nah we gonna talk ab this later
derek: ^
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
