BAU gc - criminal minds -

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BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵

emily: i just helped y/n get ready for a romantic date night w spencer

y/n: you seriously had to tell everyone?

emily: yes i had to🙄

y/n: who said it was going to be romantic?

emily: girl please you are wearing your sexist dress in your closet and god knows what you are wearing underneath 🤨🤨

y/n: EMILY

jj: HELP EMILY STOP EXPOSING HER

emily: SORRY BRO IT SLIPS OUT

y/n: hotch go duck tape her up please

hotch: i'm not duck taping my girlfriend up??

y/n: oh please we all know you tie her up js go do it🙄

emily: Y/N

jj: okay she got u back..

derek: guys me and my friend just found puppy's

garcia: WHERE?

derek: at the restaurant we are at

garcia: OMGGG PLEASE TAKE ONE HOME

derek: after we are done i'll grab one!!

garcia: OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH CHOCOLATE THUNDER

derek: your welcome sweet cheeks

emily: wait send pics

derek: i have a gf😧😧

emily: OF THE PUPPIES

derek: i am trying to eat leave me tf alone

hotch: guys tomorrow is jacks birthday does anyone know anyone who makes cakes?

garcia: i'll make him one!

emily: maybe we can have a party??

hotch: i'll ask him i don't know if he wants one

garcia: ooo a party!! he can invite his friends!!

derek: unfortunately not his mom though😹😹😹😹😹

garcia: derek...

emily: to far

hotch: he said he is okay with having a party! i texted his parents friends..now at the park or where?

garcia: the park! the kids will def have more fun there

garcia: we can cater chick-fil-a since little kids are picky

hotch: he'd love that :)

rossi: Let me pay for it!

rossi: He's like my second grandson

emily: whose your first???

rossi: Kai my actual grandson. Then Jack then Henry and whatever other baby is to come.

jj: he's just over here supporting his real family and his work family✊✊

emily: a single mom who works to jobs who loves her kids and never stops with gentle hands and a heart of a fight i'm a survivor

jj: emily it's to late for this

emily: sorry bae it's stuck in my head

derek: it's kinda lonely in here without me huh

emily: no

jj: it's lonely without y/n

emily: i agree

garcia: what do you think they are doing rn?

hotch: hopefully eating

derek: each other😈😈

emily: honestly i'd pay to see that

jj: lowkey i feel like it would be interesting

hotch: interesting if your perverts

derek: do you think he gives statistics out while having an orgasam😭😭

derek "The record for the m-m-moooOOoost female-oh--org-gasms is 134 in one hour."

emily: BRO😭😭😭

emily: i hope he doesn't...

jj: HELP 😭😭

derek: he js spits out facts left and right fr

derek: maybe even up and down too

emily: i actually don't hear him give y/n a lot of facts

derek: cause he told her all of them

derek: she lets him ramble

jj: she does though she never makes him shut up or leaves him when he rambles

garcia: that's so cute!!

garcia: also maybe we should dig into there personal life:)

derek: yes ma'am

emily: lowkey bored asf

emily: aaron can i come over?

hotch: yes!!

three hours later

spencer: [replying to: do you think he gives statistics out while having an orgasam😭😭] uh i do not

y/n: [replying to: "The record for the m-m-moooOOoost female-oh--org-gasms is 134 in one hour."] that fact is very true cause it was me tonight. i hold that record:)
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y/n: oops

derek: ew

emily; you can see the disgust on aaron's face rn

jj: u broke bossman tf