BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
y/n:
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y/n: taylor is always lurking
y/n: beware she will come and eat you alive
emily: i'd be happy if she did tbh
jj: me too like imagine getting eaten alive by ts
y/n: ong like such a flex
garcia: FR like let me flex how i died up in heaven rq
y/n: "you will never guess how i died" 'how? did you drown?' "no i got eaten by taylor swift"
emily: HAHA 😭
y/n; bro will showed up and started talking to jj so i'm sitting here like 🐒
y/n: literally listening to their convo😭😭
y/n: i'm gonna beat will up
y/n: like wdym you can't watch henry while we are going salsa dancing🙄
emily: WHATTT
garcia: NO HE CAN TO
garcia: HE HAS TO
y/n: THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID WHEN I BUTTED INTO THEIR CONVO
y/n: "look i got called into work i can't watch him" UHM IDC IF U GOT CALLED INTO WORK 🙄🙄
emily: how do u understand him?
y/n: wdym?
emily; i can't understand shit he says
garcia: how?
y/n: uh idk i'm js better than y'all fr
y/n: SPENCER BROUGHT ME PIZZA🤪🤪
derek: lucky i'm hungry asf 🙄
y/n: i didn't ask😘
emily: UHM I JS WALKED INTO AARONS OFFICE AND ROSSI SAID "BETH" WHO TF IS BETH?
y/n: YEAH WHOS BETH???
derek: do i need to go and fight her
hotch: she is basically my trainer i'm not doing anything else with her.
y/n; mhm...
y/n: and will she be there tmr ?????
y/n: i think this calls a mandatory meeting in pg's lair derek and soencer r invited not hotchy or rossi tho
emily: i agree let's go
garcia: clearing space for my baby's
y/n: can i bring my pizza in there i don't want it to get cold
garcia: ofc!
y/n: u can have a bite obvi🤪
2 hours later
jj: so hotch..what do you know about beth??
hotch; i just know that she is helping me train for the race
y/n; mhm and did you know she use to be on drugs?
y/n; personally i'd tell her not to come tmr if i were u
derek: we r gonna gang up on her
hotch: she was never on drugs??
hotch: i ran a background check the day i met her.
y/n: yeah well we dug deeper
emily; wait derek why did u steal pennys phone😭
derek: she was gonna say something but i stopped her
y/n; hero fr
hotch; i can promise you she isn't bad and i'm not cheating on emily.
y/n: we never said you were cheating on emily
hotch: your making it seem like it.
hotch: emily please come to my office.
derek; she's ab to get FUCKED
y/n: WHY DOES EVERYTHING YOU SAY INVOLVE FUCKING 😭
jj: cuz he's always horny
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
