BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
emily: y/n is really angry tdy so don't do anything to make her angrier
derek: pretty boy what did u do😤😤
spencer: she woke up like that tbh☹️
spencer: she wouldn't talk to me this morning
emoly: she looks like she's about to cry.
hotch: y/n are you okay?
rossi: i'm in meetings today y/n so if you want you can use my office to calm down.
derek: she is quiet and she's usually not quiet when she's angry..
jj: NO MY BABY Y/N ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT DID SPENCER DO? DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? YOU CAN VENT TO ME WHENEVER HOTCH JS GAVE ME MY OFFICE BACK😚
garcia: oh no my poor y/n
garcia: you can come into my lair whenever<3333
emily: she just threw her phone into her desk-
spencer: brb y'all hotch i'm gonna be gone for a fat ass minute
hotch: i've never heard spencer cuss???
emily: his gf is angry what do u expect..?
derek: she's actually working ...
jj: i bet it was strauss cuz didn't she have a meeting with her yesterday??
an hour later...
y/n: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM FOR FIVE MINUTES AND SOMEONE RUINED MY PAPERWORK?????
y/n: I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THAT ALL FUCKING MORNING AND ITS RUINED NOW..WHO DID IT??
y/n: WHO SPILLED SPRITE ALL OVER IT?
rossi: like i said earlier i'm in meetings all day..
emily: i've been in pg's lair
jj: same
spencer: i'm not there rn
y/n: DEREK FUCKING MORGAN?? DID YOU DO IT?
derek: IM SORRY Y/N IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I ALMOST FELL AND I DROPPED MY CUP ON YOUR DESK AND IT SPILT I AM SO SO SO SO SORRY PLEASE FORGUVE ME ILL REWRITE UT OR SOEMTHING PLEASE FORGIVE ME🙏
emily: DEREK R U SERIOUS?
jj: oh y/n make derek rewrite it
emily: spencer just walked in with all her favorite things including flowers and she is literally ab to bawl.
jj: rossi y/n and spencer r going into your office cuz it's the closest office here and so like..
derek: I AM SORRY Y/N PLEASE FORGIVE ME
emily: DEREK STFU
garcia: spencer is the cutest person ever.
hotch: derek please rewrite her paper work...she did work really hard on that and it has to be turned in by the end of the day.
derek: okay okay.
spencer: everyone please be quiet cause she fell asleep and i don't want to wake her.
garcia: awh my poor baby is she okay????
spencer: she started crying but then fell asleep after she told me what happened.
jj: WHAT MADE HER SO ANGRY CUZ I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO MADE HER 😡 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
emily:^
spencer: i'm not gonna say anything until she wakes up.
thirty minutes later..
jj: is she okay is she still asleep? i can't spy inside rn cuz i'm in my office.
emily: idk i see two heads..i think she's awake
emily: btw y/n we put everything that spencer bought u in ur mini fridge and we put ur flowers in water.
garcia: i had an extra vase in my office and it matched ur flowers perfect if u want it you can keep it:))
spencer: she said thank you she doesn't have her phone rn
garcia: ur welcome bby
derek: y/n i am so sorry i rewrote everything and cleaned your desk so it's not sticky and i gave you a little squishy ball penny gave me one day. i also went to go get u dr pepper 🙏🙏
jj: THAT IS SO SWEET DEREK
derek: she's like my little sister and she will not be mad at me 😐😕
emily: give that women some water pls
emily: i see her drink at least 10 dr peppers at work..
emily: probably more at home..
emily: i once saw her mix it with vodka-
spencer: dr pepper keeps the doctor away- y/n
spencer: also derek thank you<3- y/n
derek: yw sis.
jj: Y/N PLEASE COME TO MY OFFICE
spencer; she is on her way rn
hotch: at least she's not mad anymore
emily: mad y/n scares me.
jj: the tea js got spilt cuz wtf
emily: UHM TELL ME!!!!?????
garcia: SAME...!
jj: she said meet in pennys lair
garcia: GOOD CUZ I HAVW COOKIES FOR HER.
emily: she better share 😡
garica: my poor baby :(
emily: LETS PARRYY TN AND FORGEG EVERYTHING
jj:^
YOU ARE READING
BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!