BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
4:39 a.m.
y/n:
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y/n: WAIT THAT WAS FOR EMILY.
emily: YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO DELETE IT Y/N
derek: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK DO YALL SEND EACH OTHER???😧😧😧😧
emily: stuff we find on pinterest 🤪😼
y/n: i thought it was funny so i sent it to her😭😭
derek: do y'all ever get sleep tf
y/n: nope
emily: not at all
y/n: i've been cleaning my apartment all night
derek: why?
y/n: i felt dirty so i cleaned my whole apartment,rearranged it and showered for an hour.
emily: why did you rearrange it
y/n: i got bored
derek: and you didn't need any help?
y/n: actually spencer helped
emily; he can barely lift a stick?
spencer: i can lift a lot more than a stick:/
y/n;
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i think this pic begs to differ tbh
derek: OK...GO PRETTY BOY
spencer; what was going on in that?
y/n: tbh idk and idc 🤪
emily: i didn't know he had muscles
y/n: don't let the nerd fool u....
derek: EW I GOT THAT IMMEDIATELY
y/n: who said it was sexual😧🤔🤨
derek: ik what goes on in ur brain so ik it's sexual🤓
emily: EW DEREK I DID NOT READ IT LIKE THAT-
garcia:
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woah derek calm down
jj: THE PICTURES THAT HAVE BEEN SENT ARE SENDING ME-
y/n: damn where are they sending you?
jj:to hell.
y/n: same hop in my car cunt
y/n: anyways me and spencer are going to go get coffee who wants some?
derek: dude you are going to get heart problems from all the coffee you drink.
three hours later
y/n:
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emily: we know u aren't that's fs
y/n; okay boss fucker
hotch; stop calling her that.
y/n: she literally is tho 😠
derek: who wants to help me restore this house?
y/n: not me cause last time i volunteered you chased me with a snake we found.
YOU ARE READING
BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
