BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
y/n: if derek put on a wig and some drag makeup he'd look like rupaul
derek: tf
derek; no i will not
y/n: can i do ur makeup pls
y/n: i'll make u look like the best drag queen ever
garcia: THE WIG IS ALR ORDERED CHOCO THUNDER
garcia: this saturday me y/n and spencer are dressing u up like a drag queen
spencer: what why me?
garcia: cause we are going to your house??
y/n; THE HOUSE IS DIRTY NO
derek: then clean it?
y/n: it's thursday mr brownie man
y/n: how tf r we supposed to clean the WHOLE house with our work schedule
y/n; both me and spencer have been working late nights to get ts done
derek: then don't work late nights
garcia: give your self a break
y/n: cleaning isn't v much of a break
hotch: i don't need you guys to stay late tonight thank you for your help.
y/n: your welcome bossman i'm not tryna get fried
derek: FRIED?
emily: i think you meant fired y/n
y/n: yeah yeah🙄
jj; spence your girlfriend is definitely something
spencer: she's the smartest girl in the world
y/n; yeah guys😡
spencer: i was forced to say that
y/n: no he wasn't
y/n: he did that all on his own
garcia: mhm fs
garcia: anyways we will be coming over either way!!!
y/n: okay but like after 10 a.m. right?
garcia: maybe after 12 p.m. i don't wake up before 11 on saturdays
y/n: real
spencer: wait we have a date on saturday
garcia: that's okay! we can do it on sunday
derek: thank god i have more time to mentally prepare myself
jj: wait y/n me emily and garcia are getting our nails done tonight do you want to come?
y/n: UHM YEAH
y/n: i'll never pass up getting nails
y/n: ifykwim 🙈
derek: ur gross
y/n: okay
y/n:
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y/n: this you?
derek: i-
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
