BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
3:29 a.m.
y/n: literally what tf do u mean when you say "shark infested waters" ITS THEIR FUCKING HOME HELLO?????
y/n: like i hope the sharks eat ur ass
emily: derek would like that
derek: i would very much like that
y/n: derek
emily: what
y/n: the
emily: fuck
derek: 😝😝😝😝😝
8:39 a.m.
hotch: why is y/n screaming?
emily: long story short someone touched her in the wrong place and she was alr mad cuz she didn't wanna be here and so she went off
rossi: who touched her?
derek: remember that guy that tried to ask her out a while ago and she said no to then y/n ripped this girls hair out if so that's him.
rossi; oh! i would be yelling too.
y/n: i'm done w crusty musty dusty STD greasy hair sweaty ass swamp ass small dick big ass forehead no skills stalker ass bitches
jj: me 2
derek; why did you describe spencer?
spencer: i have skills and i'm not a stalker and definitely not crusty musty or dusty.
derek: u right u have a big pp 2
emily: how do u know that...
garcia: babes are you secretly cheating on me with boy genuis?
y/n: omg if he is we should get tg!!!
garcia: omg yes!!!
spencer: no one is cheating on anyone.
derek; right i saw it one day when he was changing
y/n: why are you watching him change????
derek: 😈😈😈
emily: uhm derek...do you have something to tell us???
jj: GAY.
derek:
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
