BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
y/n: PRO TIP: NEVER BRING DEREK TO FUCKING IKEA BRO
garcia: HES BEING ANNOYING
derek: i don't like ikea
spencer: this is so funny
y/n: BRO IS FUCKING ANNOYING😭😭😭😭
y/n: i wish i had brought my gun so i can die in ikea
emily: what..
y/n: i said it
y/n: anyways i have to go act like i'm in a toxic relationship in one of the ikea kitchens🙂
derek: y/n and penelope are acting like a toxic couple rn
derek: spencer and i can't stop laughing
spencer: [one video attached]
emily: THE WORKER😭😭😭
jj: "oh my god we are so sorry we will be quiet" *y/n starts cackling*
jj: their dresses r slaying tho
hotch: her laugh😂
y/n: spencer i know damn well you did not get my bad side..
spencer: you look beautiful!
y/n: i do not 🥲
emily; bru i can js tell she's blushing thru the screen
y/n: never
emily: guys me aaron and jack are at the bau rn and i'm showing jack around but aaron is in his office and i want to know what he's doing
y/n: snoop 🤪
derek: dog
emily: SNOOP DOG!!!
emily: sorry y'all that was jack
y/n: LMAO
garcia; guys we are lost
derek: this is why i don't like ikea
y/n: ikea doesn't like you now go fall down the escalator or smth
derek: we can't even find the escalator 🙄
y/n: kys
jj: they fight like siblings
emily: they kinda are in a way
emily: aaron is the dad , rossi is the mom , jj is the oldest , derek and y/n are the twins and reid is the forgotten child after rossi 'had' the twins and then garcia is the youngest
y/n; bitch where tf r u
derek: fr🙄
y/n: r u my step mommy🥺🥺🥺
derek: step mommy emily🥺🥺🥹🥹
emily: i mean ig..
y/n; how is spencer gonna be the younger than me when i'm four months younger than him..
emily; idk u give off middle child energy 🙄
jj: okay but that's very accurate
y/n: BROOOO
y/n: I JUST PUSHED DEREK EVER SO SLIGHTLY AND HE FELL DOWN THE ESCALATOR 💀💀💀
emily: what did i say...middle child energy..
garcia: HE LITERALLY TUMBLED-
garcia: y/n is dying of laughter 😂
garcia: spencer is having to hold her up because she's laughing so hard
garcia: i think she is laughing so hard she's crying
emily: HELP THATS SO FUNNY
y/n; i pissed my pants a little bit tbh 😭
emily: u don't even have a dress on goofy
y/n: sorry sorry my dress
jj: emily wtf😭
emily; i think me and jack are going insane
emily; he's been in there for to long
hotch: im having a meeting with an old agent.
hotch: im going to silence my phone.
emily; yes sir
y/n: BRO DEREK IS JS FUCKING LAYING ON THE FLOOR 😭😭😭
jj; ACTUALLY??
garcia: YES JUST LAYING ON THE FLOOR AS EVERYONE PASSES HIM.
emily: no fucking way😭
spencer: i'm never going to ikea with anyone again
y/n: how r we supposed to decorate our house then
spencer: i'll go with you and only you
y/n: my girlfriend powers r through the roof🤪
emily: no he's just whipped for u
y/n: same thing
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
