BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
(yes i got the post it note idea from greys anatomy)
derek: y/n whag is that post it note above u and spencer's bed
derek: i saw it when we were on call w penny
y/n: a post it note🙄
y/n: stop being nosy baldy
y/n: now u have penny reading it
garcia: THATS SO CITE 🙂🥲🥲
y/n: she's crying see what u did derek🙄
derek; i was curious 😧😧😧
derek: i didn't mean for her to cry
derek: but seriously what is it?
y/n: i didn't want spencer to spend money on me so it's kinda like our promise ring
spencer: i still got her a ring though.
message was deletedy/n; WAIT WHAT?
derek: ooo pretty boy is in trouble 👿
y/n: i told you i really didn't need a ring
spencer: i didn't say anything...
y/n: spencer walter reid we are talking about this when you get home.
derek: oh she used full name
jj: ur done spencer
emily: she is gonna kill u
y/n: i'm not going to kill him i js want to have a chat
garcia: is there a way to burn soup?
y/n: wdym
garcia: is there??
y/n: omg i smell something burning
y/n: YOU BETTER NOT HAVE CAUGHT MY HOUSE ON FIRE PENELOPE
derek: omfg
spencer: penelope is not allowed to touch our stove or anything again with what y/n showed me.
derek: how did she burn soup?
garcia: i had to use the restroom while it while it was on the stove and y/n was on call with spencer upstairs and well i stayed in the bathroom for a little to long and it burned and so did the grilled cheese that was next to it
y/n: the grilled cheese was on FIRE.*
derek: FIRE???,
y/n: YES FIRE LUCKILY I REMEMBERED THAT WE HAD A EXTINGUISHER THINGY
garcia: we'd both be dead right now if it wasn't for y/n
30 minutes later
y/n: ONE OF MY CATS TAILS HAS ALMOST NO FUR AND IDK IF ITS GONNA GROW BACK AND IT LOOKS SCARY ASF SOMEONE HELP
emily: WHAT CAT?
y/n: PUMPKIN
y/n: IM SORRY BUT IF THIS CAT COMES AT ME WITH ITS NAKED TAIL IM RUNNING.
emily; send pics
y/n:
y/n; LITERALLY KMS YALL THIS IS SO SCARY I YHINK IM GONNA PASS OUT
y/n: BRO IT MAY NOT GROW BACK HELP
emily: throw the whole cat out atp
spencer: do not throw pumpkin out please
emily: r we gonna fight again?
y/n: AGAIN?
derek:they got into a fight earlier ab u
y/n: i'm honored but why?
derek: trying to figure out who's ur bsf
garcia: it's me 🤪
jj: no me
emily: no it's me
spencer: it's literally me
derek: it's probably not me.
(y'all see where i got that😫)
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!