how i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters)
- y/n x spencer
-she/her pronouns
-will n jj r tg in this
-hotch x emily
-derek x penelope
-ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
jj:i found this on pinterest and it reminded me of us
jj; i added the text btw
jj:
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emily; istg y/n is always throwing up
y/n: i can't help it yall😭😭
garcia: this is the realest thing i've seen all day
hotch: from what i've seen. this is very true.
emily: BRU EVEN AARON SAYS ITS TRUE
y/n: what if i got a tattoo on my butt???
spencer: why do you want everything on your butt?
spencer: WAIT NOT LIKE THAT
spencer: SHE MENTIONED THE PTHER DAY THAT SHE WANTED SOMETHING ON HER BUTT
spencer: i think i just made it worse
y/n: it's okay babe you tried
emily: so you like to be called mommy AND you like anal
derek: i'm scared
y/n: guys he didn't mean it like that
y/n: i always bring up something to put on my butt like a tattoo etc not anal i don't do that shit
emily: okay mrs anal lover
y/n: i hope you fall off a fucking swing and break yo mf neck whore.
jj: i'm gonna leave this gc cause wtf..
hotch: why? just why?
y/n: THEY TOOK WHAT SPENCER SAID THE WRONG WAY😭😭
y/n: i had to explain🙄🙄
hotch: okay valid reason but in the work group chat??
rossi: aaron this is not a work group chat and hasn't been for a very long time..
y/n: what grandpa said
derek: PLEASE GRANDPA?????
y/n: it was better than coffin dodger😗
derek: what is y/n on tdy
emily: it's cause she didn't get anal last night😔😔😔
y/n: emily istg i'm gonna make you bald like mr clean make you eat my throw up then drive you 40 hours away and drown you then run you over 55 times make you eat some ass while your at it then bury you in sand and make sure no one finds you
derek: mom please come pick me up i'm really scared
emily: AARON HELP ME PLS
hotch: i'm sorry but you deserved that
y/n: HA
derek: damn hotchocolate i'm not even ur gf and that one hurted
emily: i'm switching to the dark side now
y/n: forget what i said i'm switching w u😻
emily: bitch i meant like i'm becoming an unsub not turning gay
y/n: oh
y/n: i'll still switch w u fr
derek: bipolar ass bitch
y/n: derek ur gonna be our first victim if u domt stfu
