how i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters)
- y/n x spencer
-she/her pronouns
-will n jj r tg in this
-hotch x emily
-derek x penelope
-ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
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y/n: HELP? WHAT-
garcia: oh hotch..
emily: AARON WHAT...
spencer: is that the weird guy from twilight?
y/n: yes! if ur talking about the new moon weird looking guy then yes!
garcia: you showed him twilight🥹
y/n: nah i just showed him pictures pen..ofc i did after that one case i made him binge it bro😝
derek:
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suspicious if u ask me.
derek: can we do a lie detector test on them two daddy hotch...??😉
hotch: stop calling me daddy hotch-
derek: that's not what u said last night while deez nuts were in yo face..🥶🥶🗣️🗣️
emily: yk that knife looks extra runnable tdy morgan..
y/n; oop...she's defending her boo boo bear..
emily: ur looking extra chaseable y/n😇
y/n: PLEASE NO.
hotch: emily put the knife away please.
emily: i don't have it out??
emily: okay but can we talk about how everyone is on their phones all the time but it's only me morgan and y/n sometimes in this gc😖😣
y/n: it's cuz they got better people to talk to fr🙄🙄🙄🙄
derek: nah we r the better people tf u mean.
emily: i bet reid's always texting y/n and jj is always texting will but who is hotch texting??
spencer: i'm not always texting y/n sometimes i text my mom too!
derek: isn't ur mom a schizo?
spencer: yeah? why?
y/n; derek please don't do that to poor spencer...he did nothing.
derek: do you think she'll go crazy over...
spencer : over what?
y/n; spence please delete that msg before he sees it..
y/n: i am trying to help you sweet boy-
derek: GO CRAZY OVER DEEZ NUTS🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️😝😝😝😝😝🍆🤪🤪🤪🤪😫😫😫😫🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
derek: where did emily go?
jj: derek that was foul.
y/n: now he's not gonna answer y'all for the rest of the day..
derek: bitch wdym 'y'all' we aren't in texas no more mf speak some english
jj: y/n say sweet tea in-front of derek again..or get like really mad..
derek: WDYM 'or get really mad'
jj: her accent comes out when she's mad
jj: have you never been with her in a interrogation room when she's mad😦
derek: no when she goes in she's always calm at least with me🫨
emily: nah her in the interrogation room on that one case w those two guy who like dropped her out in the ocean but she ended up on one of those red things....you fr should've been there i think they honestly questioned her more than she questioned them. (s6 ep2)
jj: broo omg yes she was angry 😟
y/n
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y'all js mad i got an accent n y'all don't😝
garcia: PERIOD!
derek: ur mad annoying y/n
y/n: okay mr clean..come back when you grow hair pls😇😇
