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I'm actually having fun writing these. Although some wise person told me you write what you can't have... So I'm writing about having someone and knowing Harry Styles. Sounds about right.
Harry: knock knock.
Always: go away.
Harry: no.
Harry: knock knock.
Always: I don't want your stupid girl scout cookies.
Harry: ughh. KNOCK KNOCK.
Always: sorry I only answer to the door bell.
Harry: fine. *ding dong*
Always: leave a message after the beep. Anna isn't here right now.
Harry: fucking hell.
Always: beep.
Harry: why won't you let me say my knock knock joke?
Always: because I saw one interview of you and you made the worst joke ever.
Harry: they aren't that bad.
Always: ...
Harry: please Baby!
Always: the feels are going to kill me. FINE.
Harry: YAYYY. Okay, knock knock
Always: who's there?
Harry: Irish
Always: Irish who?
Harry: Irish I was Irish I was beside you.
Always: I don't know if I should aww or roll my eyes.
Harry: rood. Okay, another one!
Always: oh Lord please help me.
Harry: ;))) Why did the man sleep under the car?
Always: ... Why?
Harry: he wanted to wake up oily in the morning.
Always: okay, I have a joke.
Harry: okay. Lol, I bet it's hilarious love.
Always: fucking feels are killing me... Okay, why wasn't Sally able to play on the swings?
Harry: I dont know. Why wasn't Sally able to play on the swings?
Always: because she had no arms.
Harry: That's the worst joke ever.
Always: knock knock
Harry: ... Who's there?
Always: not Sally.
Harry: THAT IS SO BAD
Always: oh c'mon that's kinda funny.
Harry: that isn't even close to being funny. What the heck.
Harry: wanna have a joke contest?
Always: sure.
Harry: wanna hear a joke about my dick? Oh wait it's too long
Always: wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Oh wait. You wouldn't get it.
Harry: what do you call pigs and centipedes together? Bacon and leggs.
Always: what is an elephant and rhino together? The hell if I know.
Harry: I wasn't gonna say a joke about sex, butt fuck it.
Always: the corniness will kill me. Please stop.
Always: you win. Stop.
Harry: only with the magic word.
Always: You win Daddy.
Harry: my dick literally twitched. Dont do that.
Always: Why? Is daddy getting turned on?
Harry: stop it Anna. I have a daddy kink and you aren't helping.
Always: ooh, yea I remember that. The first text you sent was a nude.
Always: then the second one was one with very vulgar words.
Harry: not my fault. You were the one who wanted to prank me.
Always: I didn't think you would reply xD.
Harry: if I didn't I wouldn't have met you.
Harry: but really. What did you think of the nude?
Always: I'm not answering that!
Lol, okay so there it is. I'm hoping to get this finished very soon. They are literally goals omf. How about Hanna?
Hannabelle. Lol
- Kali xx
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