Chapter 20

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Saturday 8.00am

Captain RDJ😎 changed the name of the group to The Love Boat

Captain RDJ😎
Oh, Christopher?

Captain RDJ😎
It's your Captain calling

Falcon 🦅
What the hell man? I was asleep 🛌 💤

Scar🕷
What's going on Rob?

Pointbreak🏄‍♀️
It's eight in the morning, this better be important

Captain RDJ😎
It is important. I want to know what happened with Chris's girl

Falcon 🦅
At 8am?!!!

Pointbreak🏄‍♀️
You couldn't have waited?

Captain RDJ😎
I did wait - some of us have been up for hours. Not lazing around in our beds

Scar🕷
Some of us got woken up by a two year old FOUR TIMES IN THE NIGHT!

Falcon 🦅
😢 Scar🕷

Renner🏹
Fuck you Rob, even my kids aren't awake yet

Chris 🇺🇸
Shit Rob, 8am? On our first day off for weeks?

Captain RDJ😎
Good God! Quit whining people, or turn your phones off next time if you want to laze in bed all day.

Renner🏹
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Scar🕷
Asshat

Pointbreak🏄‍♀️
Bloody hell Rob!

Falcon 🦅
🤬

Captain RDJ😎
You're all such babies

Captain RDJ😎 changed Renner🏹 to Baby Renner 👶
Captain RDJ😎 changed Scar🕷 to Baby Scar 👶
Captain RDJ😎 changed Pointbreak🏄‍♀️ to Baby Pointbreak 👶
Captain RDJ😎 changed Falcon 🦅 to Baby Falcon 👶

Chris 🇺🇸
I'm going back to bed

Captain RDJ😎
Wait!

Chris 🇺🇸
What?

Captain RDJ😎
Tell us what happened - did she like the video? Did it work?

Baby Pointbreak 👶
I want to know this too

Baby scar 👶
Yes, did it work?

Chris 🇺🇸
Yes, it worked, thanks guys

Baby pointbreak 👶
Yes!

Baby Scar 👶
Woohoo

Captain RDJ😎
I called it people. I'm buying a hat 🎩

Baby Renner 👶
What are you talking about?

Baby falcon 👶
Yeah. What video?

Captain RDJ😎
Just call me the saviour of dorito's lovelife

Baby Pointbreak 👶
I'm pretty sure that me, Scar🕷 and Banner🧪 were involved too

Baby Scar 👶
Actually, where is Banner🧪?

Chris 🇺🇸
Probably still asleep if he was sensible enough to turn off his phone...

Baby falcon 👶
WHAT VIDEO?

Captain RDJ😎
Cool your jets, Mackie. Just a little impromptu video starring the Avengers

Baby falcon 👶
Why didn't I know about this?

Baby Pointbreak 👶
Sorry falcon, Avengers only

Baby falcon 👶
I'm an Avenger, asshole

Baby Pointbreak 👶
Sorry, I meant to say IMPORTANT Avengers only

Baby Falcon 👶
🖕🏻pointbreak

Baby Scar 👶
It was yesterday Mackie - you weren't here

Baby scar 👶
So, have you told her who you are yet?

Chris 🇺🇸
Not yet. I don't want to rush things

Captain RDJ😎
Rush things? Any slower and you'd be going backwards

Captain RDJ😎
Have you called her?

Chris 🇺🇸
No

Captain RDJ😎
How long's it been since you met her? Three, four weeks?

Chris 🇺🇸
Something like that

Captain RDJ😎
So in three or four weeks all you've done is message her?

Chris 🇺🇸
Yeah

Baby pointbreak 👶
Bloody hell, Chris. In three weeks Mackie has usually met them, dated them, slept with them and been dumped by them

Baby falcon 👶
Thanks man

Captain RDJ😎
You know it's true Mackie 😘

Captain RDJ😎
You need to move this forwards Chris, or we'll be having the same conversation in two years time

Chris 🇺🇸
I know, I just don't want to risk messing this up because she's...

Baby falcon 👶
If you say 'special' I'm going to hurl

Captain RDJ😎
You need to call her 📞 📞 📞

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