An Inanimate Insanity crack fanfiction. CONTENT WARNING: there are some very non-pc jokes in this, please do not take it too seriously! it's all just in good fun Suitcase is out to buy some eggs, when a certain eggy orb catches her eye. She's willing to do anything for it, even if that means working for Fan... Includes horrible descriptions, bad spelling and mass polyamorous shipping.
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