Mean Girls

12

It was Christmas break, and I with Archer shopping for presents

"I wonder if Stephanie is a fan of Chanel." I wondered

"Isn't she suppose to be your friend?"

"Yeah, but I've only known her for a few months so I want to pick a perfect gift for her. As for Olivia,bitch should be happy with a box of tissues."

"Why do you care if the gift is perfect?"

"Cause it's our first Christmas together and,well,she deserves to feel special. I think she feels left out." I told him

"Hate to say I told you so,but...told you so." He commented with a smirk

"Shut up. Hold on,I want to go look for something for Gen." I told him,walking towards the jewelry section.

After I had picked something for Liv and Gen,I felt bad because what I got for them was something for the three of us so my gift for Steph had to be really special. I looked through everything they had and finally chose something for her.

"Are you done ?" I turned to see Archer

"Yeah." I said and we went to pay for everything.

"So...are you ready to go home?" He asked me

"Not really. My parents aren't around. I don't think they'll be around till New Year's Eve so...no one's around except the maid,Liv is out with her parents shopping and Genesis is of on a date."I explained

"Oh. So we'll go to my place." He said

"If that's okay."

~*~

"It's official,I'm in love with my legs."

"What?"

"I'm in love! I mean,can't you see how sexy they are?" I was at Archer's house and,like Liv would say, I was white girl drunk.

"How drunk are you?" He asked,looking genuinely concerned

"I'm not drunk," I stated firmly as I fell on the couch,untop of him "just look at how long and endless they are. Fucking sexy!"

"Okay, I think you need to rest." He said,moving me into a more comfortable position(still on his lap)

"Um,no! I don-damn I think my brain is bruised." I ended, holding my head

"Your brain?"

"Yeah, I can feel my hair hurting and-oh the sun is shining!"

"It's 7:46." He muttered,laughing a little and I stared at him really hard

"Can I tell you something?"

"Sure." And I leaned in so I could whisper into his ear

"I have this reoccurring dream where Alec Baldwin is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while ironing his shirt in my living room. Naked." I whispered, making him choke on his drink

"Excuse me?" He laughed

"I'm serious! But it's really nice cause I get to see his big,long-"

"Okay! Let's get you to bed." He interrupted,lifting me from his lap and carrying me up to his room.

"Nooooooo. Lemme alone." I whined as he carried me. I was punching and screaming,but the bitch didn't feel anything

"Get some rest." He said, placing me gently on the bed. For some reason,I was starting to feel sleepy. What spell did the freak put on me?!

"Hmmm."

"Good night."

"Hmmm"

"Don't let the bed bugs bite."

"I'll like to see them try."

~*~

A.N:So this is what a drunk Monica looks like. Doesn't stagger or anything...just has a really big mouth. Anyways guys, tell me what you think in the comments section and don't forget to vote. Kisses😘