The Y/N Multiverse(Real World Male Reader)

SAO Abridged

Will:Everyone,Get Ready to Laugh!

Ochako:Laughing At What?

Will:Well,(Y/n) Being An Idiot.

(Y/n):HEY!WHO YOU CALLING AN IDIOT?!

Will:Anyways,This world Is An Abridged Version Aka EXTREMELY Funny.

Makoto:How is it Funny?

Will:You'll see What I Mean And This Will Have Only (Y/n) And Junko.

The screen Opens Up To Show A Lamp And The Sound Of Sigh Comes As it Shows Junko Laying On a Bed With (Y/n) Sitting Up Straight.

Junko:That Was Amazing,(Y/n).

Mineta:DID THEY HAVE SEX!?!?

Tsu:Be Quiet,Mineta.

Will:Actually Yes,They Did!

Junko:*Diva Persona*WHY WOULD I HAVE SEX WITH HIM?!*Cue Depressed Persona* D-did He Blackmail me?

Will:Nope,You wanted it.

(Y/n)[Muttering]:Well At least,One of us Enjoyed Ourselves.

Junko Actually Heard you and Sat up Straight With An Angry Face.

Junko:EXCUSE ME?!

You Panicked And Began To Speak in Hope Of NOT dying.

(Y/n):Im Sorry,I Can't Turn It Off,Im Broken,Please Fix Me.

Junko:Wow,That's......Just Pathetic.

Momonga:'Why Would Someone Say Something Stupid AFTER Having Sex?'

Amanda(Sarcastic):Yeah......Next,He's Gonna Propose to Her.

(Y/n):'This Is Gonna Be Awkward For Me to talk To Junko after This'

Junko:Wow,That Was ALMOST Kinda Romantic.

The Screen Changed to The Inside Of (Y/n)'s Head And Shown Two (Y/n) That Look Exactly The Same Except One Wore Black and The Other Wears White.

Will:Get Ready to see the Two that  Make Up (Y/n)'s Subconscious!

Mare:This....Might Be Funny!

(Y/n) Black:Dude,What are you Doing? We're Blowing This!

(Y/n) White:Well,What Are We Supposed to Say?We Don't Even  Know What Made her Like Us In the 1st Place!

Izuku:That's.......Just Weird!

Lotte:He's Embarrassed.

You Were Silently Praying that This Won't Be Embarrassing.

The You In Black Just Sighed And Looked At The You In White.

(Y/n) Black:Fine,Fine!Just Calm Down,The Hard Part's Over. As Long as She Doesn't Throw Any Curve balls,I Think We're Good.

Everyone:Something's SO Gonna Happen.

Junko Decided To Ask A Question That Actually Felt appropriate To Ask.

Junko:So........What Should We Do Now?

The screen Returned To The Yin-yang Duo Of (Y/n)'s Head As they Didn't Expect this.

(Y/n) Black:FUCK!

(Y/n) White(Confused):What the Hell Is She Talking About?What Comes After Sex?

(Y/n):I Don't Know....All the Dating Sims Go to Credits At This Point.

Hifumi:You Play It Cool and Say That This Is the Start Of Our New Relationship.

The Cast Of Danganronpa Look At Yamada in Confusion And Surprise that He Knew that.

Makoto:How Did you......?

Mondo:The Hell......?

Hifumi:'Thank you Games'

(Y/n) White:Well,She Asked the Question,So.......

The You Wearing Black Interrupted Him and Told Him.

(Y/n) Black:LOOK,Just.....Just Say Anything!

(Y/n) White:ANYTHING?!

(Y/n) Black:ANYTHING!Just.....Say it with Confidence.

(Y/n) White:Hmm,Alright......Here Goes Nothing!

The Screen Returns To Regular (Y/n) as He States This To Junko.

(Y/n):We Should Get Married. 

Everyone:WHAT!?

Amanda:I WAS JUST ONLY KIDDING!

Shalltear:Asking for marriage AFTER Sex?That's just weird

Kiyotaka:You Can't Ask For Marriage AFTER Performing An Inappropriate Deed.

Junko(Cutesy Persona):Hmm,I don't Know but i probably Would Say "Yes".

Makoto:SERIOUSLY!?

Sayaka:Out of the Blue?

The Mind Duo Is Seen Once Again As The Black (Y/n) Holds His Head As He Screams.

(Y/n) Black:NOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Y/n) White:WHAT!?You Said Say Anything.

(Y/n) Black:Anything Except THAT Obviously!

(Y/n) White:Im sorry,I Do It Under Pressure. 

The You Wearing Black Just Sighed And Calmed down.

(Y/n) Black:You Know What?It's Fine,Forget It!We'll Just......Play it off As A Joke,No Harm Done.

Junko Is Seen Again with A Teary Smile As She Gave An Answer.

Junko:Yes!Let's Do it! 

Junko:CALLED IT!

Mukuro:Junko,Why?

Junko:Quiet,Pig!

Maki:Why Did She Even Accept?

The duo Is Once Again Shown As The Black One Is Yelling at The White One.

(Y/n) Black:YOU FOOL!You've Doomed Us All!

(Y/n) White:Hey,She Seems Pretty Happy About it,Maybe She Knows Something That We Don't.

Lucy:Yeah,He's Right.

Natsu:Probably Not.

The Screen Shifted to Show Another  Mind Duo,One In Black And One in White Except Their Both Junko,This Time.

Everyone:Wait What?

Noelle:Is that.........?

Junko Black:BITCH,WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY "YES"!? 

Junko White:I..DON'T..KNOW!

Will:The End for that And....Yes,They  Got Married And Even Adopted The Reason That Their Trapped.

Junko:Me As A Mom*Begins To Laugh  Hysterically*

Mukuro:Yeah,I Don't see Junko As A  Mom.....But (Y/n) As A Dad?I Don't Know because We Don't Know Him Personally!

(Y/n):'Would I Be a Good Dad?That's..........A Good Question,I......Don't Honestly Know'