Y/n,Master Of Ventriloquism

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Will:Alright Everyone,Today Is A Special Viewing!

Raven:What is It?

Will:Big Man (Y/n) As A Ventriloquist!

Goku:a........What?

Tanjiro:What is that?

Will sighs As he figured That He'd have to explain it to them and Explain What The Art Of Ventriloquism Is.

Zenitsu:Incredible!

Salem:Illusion Of Life,Huh?

(An:Yes Salem's Here,Why?Fuck you,That's Why)

Will:Let's begin Watching.

The Dimension Shows (Y/n) in Simple Suit as He Was about to bring out a Puppet.

(Y/n):Now Despite Our Rocky Friendship,Please Help Me Welcome...Raven.

Raven:Huh?

(Y/n) Goes And Grabs it and Comes Out With A Plushie Toy Puppet Version Of Raven That Looked like It Didn't Care about Stuff.

(Y/n):How Ya Doing,Raven?

Raven:Go To hell.

Audience:*Laughs*

Raven:.......Why am i A puppet?

Will:Yeah,I forgot to mention That While You Guys Are still Fictional Characters,He Decided To Try Making Puppets Of You all and Try Ventriloquism And Surprisingly,He Became A Pro in less than 2 months.

(F/n):Raven Apparently Is Out Of Character....I think?

(Y/n):No You're Wrong,Dad Because Raven Just Doesn't Care About That she Doesn't Trust Or Like.

(Y/n) And Puppet Raven Stood As he Speaks And asks Her A question.

(Y/n):So,Raven,Is there Any Film Out There that You hate?

Raven:Yes,It's The Film Of My Wedding.

Audience:*Laugh*

Tai:WHAT!?

Qrow(Sarcastic):Wow,You're Really Being An Amazing Person,Raven.

Raven Looked At her Brother with Annoyance as She Shoved A Soda Can In His Mouth to Shut him Up.

(Y/n) looks at Raven As he Simply Says This to her.

(Y/n):You Really Hate Your Wedding Video?

Raven:Well,I like It In One Style.

(Y/n):What's That?

Raven:Backwards.

Audience:*Laughs Harder*

Raven:See,It's Because I'm Walking Away.

Tai Looks At his First Wife With Hurt In His Eyes As he Spoke.

Tai:Please,Tell me that's NOT What you thought on our Wedding.

Raven Looks At Her Ex-Husband As She Speaks And Says This.

Raven:Of Course Not,Im Not THAT Heartless.

(Y/n):C'Mon Raven,You Love your Family.

Raven:I know But Hey,I Had To Run My Tribe!I Couldn't Just Kidnap Yang As A baby And Raise her in the Tribe!

(Y/n) Just looked In thought As a Question Popped in his Head As he wondered Something.

(Y/n):Yo,Raven,I'm Curious About Something?

Raven Turned To Look At The Ventriloquist As he Asked his Question.

(Y/n):How The Hell Were You Able To Move Because If You Left After As Soon As You Gave Birth To Yang Than You Should've Been Tired As Hell!So,Why Weren't You?

(Y/n):You Know,I Actually Wonder That Too,How Did You Have So Much Energy?

Raven:Watch The Screen.

Raven Doesn't Say at First until She Says This To you.

Raven:Aura Is A Very Useful Ability.

(Y/n):Wait What?

Ruby:But I Thought That Aura Can only Heal Injuries,Not heal Stamina.

(Y/n):......How Does That Work?

Zoey:Same Question.

Raven Turned to look you and Says This.

Raven:Ya Got To Work it Just Right and Personally,I'm.....Not that Great With kids.

(F/n):Than,Why Have Yang?

Yang:I'm Right Here.

(Y/n) Looked Confused From Raven's Statement And Asks....

(Y/n):Than,Why Have Yang Or Become A Mother At All?

Raven Looks Down In Embarrassment As She Answers.

Raven:Well,It Was During One Of Those Nights And Tai Was Backed Up.

At First,Yang Had No Idea What That Meant but after Giving it thought and Realizing what it meant,She Began to Shout In Disgust.

Yang:OH GOD!!!!EW!!!

But With Ruby Being the Innocent Younger Sibling,She Had NO Idea what That Meant.

Ruby:What Does That Mean That Dad Was Backed Up?

Summer Decided to Answer Before Anyone Else Did and Said...

Summer:When You're Older,Sweetie.

Raven:And He Was Doing Me Like A Beast with Unlimited Stamina.

(Y/n) Had a Disturbed Face As He Honestly Did NOT Need To hear that.

Raven:And While He Was Slamming it in,The Condom Suddenly Snapped And At The Time,I Didn't Care But One Week Later,I Learned That My Blond Now Ex-Husband Got Me Pregnant!

(Y/n):So....One-Night Stand?

Raven:Yes.

Will:Uh.....How About We Stop Here For Now.

Yang:I Agree,I Need To Puke.

(Y/n):So Do I.

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