look
i don't consider myself a bad person
BUT if voldemort asked me to be his
partner in crime i wouldn't say no
i might be able to work my way up
to become his wife one day
i'd marry him, 100%
i mean
have you seen that guy
before he got all grey and noseless
he was a HOTTIE 🥵
so the chances of our kids being
absolutely stunning are higher than high
i've never been high
hi sorry i was gaming with the boys
i mean
i can kinda relate
if i'd have a uterus i'd ask him to
make me a baby like instantly
well i'm noone to judge so
go for it
get it i guess
actually i think your kids would
be cute
it's like two opposites combined
yet we have so much in common
like our love for the evil
oh come on
from what i can tell you have like the
BIGGEST puppy energy ever
you'd be hilarious as a villain cuz you
couldn't hurt a single soul
ouch
no fate in my evil genius
no.
fair enough
how was ur gaming session
what did y'all game
we played minecraft as usual and it was
really nice, thanks for asking
isn't that this block game
like roblox but in more blocky
wow u have no idea pahaha
told you already
anyways
my washing machine makes weird noises
i think there's something in there
like a mouse or anything
what
you think there's a mouse in there
yeah definitely
you should call a plumber then
no, it'll come out eventually
would u rather want to be a rat or mouse
mouse
they're cute
rat's are ..rats
not ur rat slander
i'd be a rat
why would you want that
what
that's like choosing a pear over an apple
1. pears ALL THE WAY over apples
2. almost everyone is scared of rats
so i could most likely live in peace
okay whatever
don't hit me up
gonna go eat an apple now
ok
just don't think you can ever talk to me
again then
it's over with us
>:(
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
wrong number ' karl jacobs
FanficCAUTION, this is a warning. if you decide to read this for whatever reason, just please be aware of following facts: i wrote this chatfic back when i was like 15 and originally it was a whole different fandom and characters but i just had it sittin...
