thirty-six

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i know all twenty letters of the alphabet

the alphabet has 26 letters

oh

right, sorry

i forgot u, r, a, q, t

oh jesus

why

still missing one btw

go back to first grade

you can get that d later ;)

oh

u need the bible too

brb gonna yeet myself off a bridge

no don't lol i'm sorry

had to try it out

i'm currently taking a shit

why would you tell me that nick

thought you'd like to know

sharing is caring right

not in that case

wait

karl's on the toilet rn as well

oh my god

soulmate shit <3

literally yk because of shit ting

just stop talking for gods sake

come onto discord

that's the main reason i texted you

to tell you that

then i got distracted with flirting and shitting

anyways

come online

why

cause you're missing cool convos

well they can't be cool if you're a part of them

say sorry right now

no

quackity
i'm like

quackity
so hot.

george
agreed

dream
not as hot as ur mom

sapnap
ooohhhh

karl
shut up sapnap

drean
yeah, shut up sapnap

sapnap
ouch

sapnap
why's everyone against me here

badboyhalo
i'm not

sapnap
yeah u don't count

badboyhalo
wow :0

badboyhalo
mean muffinhead >;{

sapnap
give me head instead

dream
LMAO WHAT

quackity
oh my god bad isn't ready to have these talks yet

george
he's still a baby

dream
no he's daddyboyhalo

karl
i only know daddy dream

ash
what the heck is going on here and why are y'all texting on the toilet

ash
men are so weird istg

dream
LMAO HOW'D YOU KNOW

ash
well karl blocks the bathroom which is why i can't brush my teeth and nick told me

quackity
sapnap

quackity
that's not how you get a woman

sapnap
nah she's the homie

sapnap
i can scare her off as much as i want to

dream
homiezoned

badboyhalo
oh that's mean sapnap *-*

karl
lmfao as if you had a chance with her

sapnap
yeah cause y'all date

ash
shut up nick

karl
yeah shut nick

dream
yeah, shut up nick

badboyhalo
stop the hate guys

george
sorry boldboyhalo

badboyhalo
i hate all of you

dream
lAnGuAgE

ash
lmfao

quackity
i love this

ash
oh my god i can finally brush my teeth

ash
bye losers

dream
BYE

george
damn </3

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