THE GROUPCHAT
Cecilia
do you guys reckon you would be harder to strangle because of how massive your necks areAlex
never thought about it to be honestbig ego
oh my god
that gets your brain workingCecilia
i know
i've been thinking about it for like 5 hourshas a gf
and you only now come to us
aka the main people in the questionCecilia
yes
didn't know me having late night thoughts is a problem
I don't feel like texting you lot at 3am to ask how easy you would be to strangleMax
that makes sense
it would be quite creepyCecilia
back to the question tho pls
I need the answerbig ego
want to testCecilia
i don't think the experiment would be fair tbh
because what if I don't use the same amount of pressure on accident plus it's not like i'm actually trying to murder you so I wouldn't have the same motivation as someone who wants you deadAlex
I think it would make us harder to strangle
Our neck muscles are very strong soCecilia
your necks could be quite tough to wrap someone's hands around so at least you have that going for youbig ego
true
our necks are very widehas a gf
very very widebig ego
maybe I should start introducing myself with that
it could get me more girls thenCecilia
'Hi I'm lando and I reckon I would be tough to strangle
perfectAlex
that would grab any girls attentionMax
upset I don't have that to be honest
if i were a woman and someone said that to me I just know I would let them buy me a drinkLando
i'm going to try that in Monaco
let's make bets on how many drink I might buyCecilia
this feels like a weird think to bet onMax
2 for £5Alex
5 for £5has a gf
i'm going to have faith in you and say that you might get lucky due to your fame plus this is drinks not phone numbers so 20 for £5Cecilia
DAMN
7 for £1big ego
£1?????
that's barely anythingCecilia
sadly not all of us are on multi million contracts
so 7 for 50p
that's my final betbig ego
no you can't change
your other one was finalCecilia
nope that one was final
7 for 50phas a gf
i accept that bethas a gf took a screenshot of chat
has a gf
so people don't try and fake their betsMax
mate it's not that big a dealbig ego
it is to me so thank you georgehas a gf
you are very welcome
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