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THE GROUPCHAT

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THE GROUPCHAT

Cecilia
do you guys reckon you would be harder to strangle because of how massive your necks are

Alex
never thought about it to be honest

big ego
oh my god
that gets your brain working

Cecilia
i know
i've been thinking about it for like 5 hours

has a gf
and you only now come to us
aka the main people in the question

Cecilia
yes
didn't know me having late night thoughts is a problem
I don't feel like texting you lot at 3am to ask how easy you would be to strangle

Max
that makes sense
it would be quite creepy

Cecilia
back to the question tho pls
I need the answer

big ego
want to test

Cecilia
i don't think the experiment would be fair tbh
because what if I don't use the same amount of pressure on accident plus it's not like i'm actually trying to murder you so I wouldn't have the same motivation as someone who wants you dead

Alex
I think it would make us harder to strangle
Our neck muscles are very strong so

Cecilia
your necks could be quite tough to wrap someone's hands around so at least you have that going for you

big ego
true
our necks are very wide

has a gf
very very wide

big ego
maybe I should start introducing myself with that
it could get me more girls then

Cecilia
'Hi I'm lando and I reckon I would be tough to strangle
perfect

Alex
that would grab any girls attention

Max
upset I don't have that to be honest
if i were a woman and someone said that to me I just know I would let them buy me a drink

Lando
i'm going to try that in Monaco
let's make bets on how many drink I might buy

Cecilia
this feels like a weird think to bet on

Max
2 for £5

Alex
5 for £5

has a gf
i'm going to have faith in you and say that you might get lucky due to your fame plus this is drinks not phone numbers so 20 for £5

Cecilia
DAMN
7 for £1

big ego
£1?????
that's barely anything

Cecilia
sadly not all of us are on multi million contracts
so  7 for 50p
that's my final bet

big ego
no you can't change
your other one was final

Cecilia
nope that one was final
7 for 50p

has a gf
i accept that bet

has a gf took a screenshot of chat

has a gf
so people don't try and fake their bets

Max
mate it's not that big a deal

big ego
it is to me so thank you george

has a gf
you are very welcome

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