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THE GROUPCHAT
likes fajitas??
what do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep
Max
what
likes fajitas??
a woolly jumper!
big ego
that was terrible
likes fajitas??
it's a dad joke
big ego
I can tell
has a gf
I liked it
very good
likes fajitas?? changed has a gf to George
George
YES
FINALLY
big ego
no
now I am the only one with a bad name
at least I don't have bad jokes though
likes fajitas??
it was a good joke
just because you don't understand it
big ego
no i understand it
it is just really bad
Alex
you tell one then
big ego
as dad joke or joke joke?
likes fajitas??
dad joke ofc
big ego
what do you call a small mother
likes fajitas??
a minimum
big ego
okay then
what's the difference between me and a calendar?
likes fajitas??
a calendar has dates
these are terrible
get better ones
big ego
what do you call a fish wearing a bow tie
likes fajitas??
Sofishticated
i like that one though
big ego
i give up
Max
finally
big ego
it was literally 3
Max
failed ones
likes fajitas??
they would've been good if i didn't already know them
big ego
thank you
google gave me them
Alex
wow
George
I love my new name
big ego
i feel left out
can you view my request please
likes fajitas??
sure
could take me 2-3 business days to respond however
big ego
better than nothing
Alex
last time I got told something would take business days I got scammed
big ego
please view it quicker
likes fajitas??
oh dear
how sad
except my calendar is so full
so I guess I can do 2 business days
big ego
don't scam me
i'll sue
likes fajitas??
one business day
big ego
that's good
thank you
Max
i've had a normal name from the start
likes fajitas??
because you were normal from the start
sadly you didn't give me a nickname to give you
Max
*luckily
Alex
me too
George
I just go it
but so far I have only ever been happier 5 times
likes fajitas??
so i make it onto the top five?
George
yep
likes fajitas??
yep
big ego
what are you guys doing summer break
likes fajitas??
tf is summer break
big ego
it's just a break we get from racing
Max
where is the comment about how obvious it is??
likes fajitas??
up your ass
Max
right okay then
big ego
LMAOOOOOOOOO
THAT WAS AMAZING
likes fajitas??
oh wow thank you
Alex
i haven't got anything planned
George
me and Carmen are going away for a bit
big ego
Cecilia?
Max
wouldn't you like to know
big ego
i'm just curious
likes fajitas??
holiday with my friends
what about you?
Alex
omg
big ego
holiday
Max
this is amazing
George
stop ruining the moment
big ego
where are you going on holiday
likes fajitas??
haven't decided yet
Alex
how does that work?
likes fajitas??
well we book last minute
my friends family is rich and they have loads of homes so we are deciding which one to go to lol
big ego
that's cool
likes fajitas??
i know right!
likes fajitas?? changed big ego to Lando
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