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get Marcus to watch Gossip Girl ™

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get Marcus to watch Gossip Girl ™

Cecilia
so where are we going on holibobs

Lina
love how you guys attacked me for hitting a bird with my car but Cece calling it holibobs is absolutely fine

Mark
until we found out it was a seagull*
However two very different situations

Tessticales
I personally love the word Holibobs

Cecilia
did you guys know that shrimps have their heart in their heads

Quinn
you have told us a lot of times x

Tessticales
how do shrimps have sex

Mark
ew
I don't want to know

Cecilia
Mating occurs with the male at a right angle to the female, transferring a spermatophore to a specialized receptacle on the female's abdomen. Six to 20 hours after mating, the female begins to produce a large quantity of eggs, which she carries under her abdomen.

Lina
you did not look up how shrimps have sex on google

Cecilia
I looked up how they reproduce actually

Tessticales
how formal
thank you for that though

Cecilia
OMG
APPARENTLY DOLPHINS HAVE NAMES FOR EACHOTHER
THAT IS ACTUALLY SO CUTE
I SHOULD'VE BEEN A MARINE BIOLIGIST

Quinn
Male dolphins gang rape female dolphins

Cecilia
wait what
i have given up my career as marine bioligist
GOOGLE SAYS THAT THEY CAN DO IT FOR WEEKS
I AM ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW
NOT EVEN JOKING
THOSE POOR DOLPHINS

Ceciliawait whati have given up my career as marine bioligistGOOGLE SAYS THAT THEY CAN DO IT FOR WEEKSI AM ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOWNOT EVEN JOKINGTHOSE POOR DOLPHINS

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LinaTo keep her in line, they make aggressive noises, threatening movements and even smack her around with their taleswhat the fuck

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Lina
To keep her in line, they make aggressive noises, threatening movements and even smack her around with their tales
what the fuck.

Tessticales
damn men are bad in all forms

Cecilia

Quinnyou good??

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Quinn
you good??

Mark
snakes can predict earthquakes

Cecilia
WHAT
OMG
THATS SO AMAZING
SNAKES
OMG
OMG

Tessticales
good move

Mark
smart move*

Cecilia

Cecilia

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LOOK AT THOSE CUTIE PATOOTIES

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LOOK AT THOSE CUTIE PATOOTIES

Quinn
awww
look at that top hat

Mark
so cute

Cecilia
omg
you can remember that you forgot something but you can't remember what you forgot

Lina
u do neuroscience
u should know all about that

Cecilia
i'm zoned out for most of it
so it is too confusing for me
i am barely passing the class

Tessticales
i took a gap year for that reason

Mark
u are rich so of course you can

Cecilia
might just unprivate my accounts and become an influencer

Lina
but then everyone will say you are in it for the fame

Cecilia
they aren't lying
jk
they are
but I may as well use the fame to my advantage
EEEEE
IM OFFICIALLY BECOMING AN INFLUENCER

Tessticales
start on holiday
I have already booked our flights to Greece

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