meet the family

chapter 52

Week 36

*After that little meeting with Marinette's old classmates, Jason's paranoia was getting the better of him*

Marinette:Jason this is ridiculous

Jason:no it isn't, now can you please tell me what size p*ssy you wear

*Jason said without a hint of shame, he was currently in the market buying things and he just so happened to remembered that marinette ran out of pads. So like the good husband he is, he's getting her some*

Marinette: Seriously I could've done this myself

Jason: Marinette your 36 weeks pregnant,now what do I buy? Large right? If my thing fits inside there, it has to be large

*The silence on the other line made Jason snicker, while Marinette was giving a small prayer that her child didn't get his daddy's brain*

Jason:I'm joking, I know that not how it works. So....what do I buy, and please hurry, I'm getting weird looks from people

Marinette;maybe because your buying something you shouldn't. Jason I'm begging you, just leave that kind of stuff to me, I'll get what I need later on

Jason:not gonna happen, your about to give birth in a month and you can't even climb up the stairs anymore. You need me to carry you every time

*You ever get that feeling when you just know you said the wrong thing, but you couldn't stop your brain from saying it fast enough?*

Marinette:....did you just implied I'm fat?

Jason: Marinette your pregnant, yes your fat, you are a beautifully full woman

Present

Jason:To defend myself before Kori kills me

*Jason said since he's seen that look in Kori's face before, it was the same one she gave her husband dick, when she told him she was pregnant and he said and I quote "are you sure you're not just getting fat"*

Jason:I was having trouble sleeping, I was running on caffeine and paranoia I was 2 steps away from becoming Tim when he drank that nightmare of a drink, with the monster energy, expresó shots and heavens knows what else

Tim:hey hey the Timothy drink worked fantastically! I was able to stay awake for a week straight!

*Tim said as if that was something to be proud off, Bruce just gave his son the look, all parents give when there child said something stupid*

Bruce:last time you drank that, we've found you inside a joker warehouse, somehow you managed to defeat his goons, one of the robins, Nightwing, and even crack the batman's ribs

Tim:hey I got a metal from the police department for doing that, I count that as a win

*Tim said with a smug smile, Jason sighed already Knowing what his wife was about to say, he could practically see the stars in her eyes*

Marinette:......so it's expresó shots, monster energy and what else?

Jason:tim you give her that and I will destroy every single coffee related item you own and will ever own

*Jason said in a tone so cold it made Bruce proud, the coffee gremlins otherwise knowned as Tim and Marinette grumbled in there seats*

Marinette:they just don't understand the beauty that is pure caffeine

Tim: absolutely shameful, simply shameful behavior on everyone here

Jason:uhu, anyway so as I was saying, I just called Marinette beautiful