them as SoundCloud rappers|losers

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by louisvicious

by louisvicious

redone ;))

I did this in my first book and it was funny so I'm doing it again with most of the same jokes because I have no originality.

Bill:
Supreme Billy
Follower count: 2.4k
Songs: the barrens, Georgie, penny be wise, sewers.
Viral?: He gained a small fan base but never went viral
Aftermath: After his soundcloud days were over Bill started a YouTube channel to stream fortnite. He had so much potential but decided to play fortnite, DONT be stupid kids.

Richie:
Gucci rt
Follower count: 2.1million
Songs: lost, alone, hot stuff, betrayed, coin, blind, losers gang.
Viral: yes bitch everyone loves gucci rt his music has a message. Most of the time.
Aftermath: he got arrested a couple of time but after his souncloud days he moved onto bigger things like Spotify and he was even on tv once.

Eddie:
Lil bum bag (fanny pack)
Follower count: 301
Songs: Gazebos, Pharmacy, overprotective, Richie's a prick
Viral: nope. Never. Nada. He wishes. No chance.
Aftermath: Eddie never really wanted be a rapper he just knew his mom wouldn't like it so he did it to rebel #sAvAgE. After quitting soundcloud his music actually blew up but he never found out, coulda been rich but no.

Stan:
Lil jewzi vert
Follower count: 802k
Songs: A clown tried to kill me, fuck you, learning not to give a shit, poison ivy.
Viral: surprisingly yes, he became a meme rapper.
Aftermath: he had a baby with a fellow rapper y/r/n (your rap name we ain't letting him have a baby with just anyone) and settled down in LA.

Mike:
XXXMIKEY
Follower count: 13.1k
Songs: just can't kill no sheep, vegans, tractor, losers
Viral: kind of? He gained a following but was never really that big
Aftermath: he bought a house with the soundcloud money and just disappeared.

Ben:
Lil Bennie
Follower count 1.6million
Songs: Ginger, Love, Envy, 666
Viral: YES. He was actually really good at rapping, like really good.
Aftermath: he married his best friends sister and had 2 children called Mark and Aaron.

Beverly:
Supreme red
Follower count: 4.7million
Songs: Pick a side, wigs, deepthroat, jk I like females, okay I like both, slut, little shit
Viral: very. As soon as she dropped the 'gays are better' ep everyone loved her
Aftermath: became a whole hoe, had like 4 kids. Sorted her life out and decided to quit rapping to look after her children.