[ i. ] 01 : grumpy human

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[ 01 : grumpy human ]

WISH

I WANT TO clear my thoughts. When life gets tough, you just have to spice it up. And whenever I decide to spice things up, I've always encountered trouble.

How do I get away from trouble? Simple. By creating chaos. Which is, by the way, a more complex situation than the word trouble. I know, it sounds ironic. But I've always been so fond of it.

Trouble can be resolved. Chaos? It's out of control.

"This is harder than I thought this would be." I whispered on my earpiece as I held my black rope tighter.

"I already warned you about this. The wall would be slippery since it just rained a while ago. Did you listen though? No!" I rolled my eyes as I heard my partner, Blaise on the earpiece.

Kahit dumada siya ngayon, o kung magsulat ng 10 thousand word essay, wala siyang magagawa.

"Do me a favor and shut up for at least two freaking minutes." I scowled. I mentally rolled my eyes upon hearing him growl on the other line. Whatever.

I gripped on the rope tightly. I'm currently climbing a 10 story apartment. Yeah, this is so stupid of me since I could have just sneaked in and probably do something less dangerous than this, but no.

Less dangerous would also mean less exciting. That would be too boring. I like taking risks!

"Tangina, minsan talaga iniisip ko na nakakain ka ng bulok na pagkain no'ng bata ka pa, 'eh."

Natawa na lang ako sa narinig ko kay Blaise. "Just shut up, your complaints won't help anyways."

The wall was slippery dahil medyo basa pa dahil sa ulan kanina.

I'm really having a hard time climbing this 10-story apartment building dahil sa basa ito. It would have been easier if it wasn't.

But who am I kidding? I'm not a Valentine for nothing. I can do everything I want to. This is just a piece of cake of me compared to all the craps I've done before.

Muntik na akong mahulog dahil mali nag pagka-tapak ko. So I stopped and took a deep breath.

Wooh, you can do this, Wish!

I almost cussed when I realized na tumigil ako sa tapat ng isang room at hindi naka-baba ang curtain kaya kitang kita ko ang nangyayari sa loob. Nakabukas din ang window kaya naririnig ko sila.

Two people making out.

"Hmmmm," the girl moaned and I saw the guy smirked.

"Yes?"

"Baby!" she screamed. I was really taken back by the scene in front of me. Instinctively, they both turned their heads to me. I knew I was dead when they discovered me, watching them!

Halos ipagtulakan ng babae 'yong lalaki no'ng makita ako at tinakpan ang sarili n'ya. She quickly wore her clothes back on.

Lumapit ang lalaki sa direksyon ko and he was fuming. Oh no. "What the fuck!" he yelled at me. I squinted my eyes on him.

"Oh, crap," I murmured. He was looking at me angrily. "Look, that was an accident. I didn't mean to!"

He massaged his temple. "Hindi ka ba marunong rumespeto ng privacy?"

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