Softening a Heart of Iron (Reader x Bismarck)

Chapter 34: Sunday's Hangover

Sunday morning came, and you woke up with the worst headache imaginable. You also noticed Bismarck wasn't sleeping next to you. You looked in the restroom only to see her hurled over the toilet, obviously not well.

"Biscko? You okay?"

"Mmm... mmhmm..."

"Biscko, are you okay?"

"Y-yeah... I think I'm fine... I don't usually have so much beer like that... what even happened last night?"

You gave her a glass of water, which she took gladly.

"Well, after the banquet, you took me to your office, and you were all horny and all, and we just snuggled for a bit-"

"And what did I do?"

"You... uh... took off your dress and bra..."

Bismarck was only kneeling there silently, when the realization hit her.

"Y/N... I'm sorry! I didn't mean to act like that! I'm so, so, so sorry for my immodesty! Please forgive me!"

She was groveling at your feet.

"Biscko, it's okay. I forgive you. I think it was funny, you know, you being so horny and stuff..."

"I'm so, so sorry. You must hate me now."

"No, no, no, no. It's okay. Like I said, it was funny."

She was still groveling at your feet.

"Please, Y/N, please. Please forgive me."

"Look, Biscko, it's fine. It's not a big deal."

"No, it is a big deal! I should not have acted like that! It was immodest and disgraceful!"

"Hey, hey, hey, calm down, Biscko."

You grabbed her by the shoulders.

"It's alright, I swear. It was just a little embarrassing, that's all."

She only looked at you, with puppy-dog eyes.

"I'm sorry, Y/N... I just wanted to have fun... I didn't mean to be so lewd..."

"It's okay. Don't worry, Biscko. We're a couple."

She seemed a bit relieved.

"Okay, but if you're ever upset, please let me know."

"Yeah, I will. Now come on, let's get some breakfast."

She nodded and followed.

"I'll go make us some eggs."

"Okay."

You and Bismarck went to the kitchen, and Bismarck was making coffee.

"Here, have a cup. It should help with your hangover."

"Thanks, Biscko. So, how are you feeling?"

"I feel alright. I think I'm still a little bit drunk, but not as bad as I was last night."

"I'm glad. I don't want to have to deal with a drunk you again."

"Heh, well, I don't really drink all that much, Y/N."

"I know. I'm just teasing you."

Bismarck was also thinking about something to talk with you about.

"You know... I just remembered that we have a tradition in Iron Blood, we like to give our lovers animal nicknames. Things like teddy bear or little bunny. So, what should I call you?" She asked.

You had no idea, and it sounded strange.

"I'm not sure, Biscko. What do you normally call your boyfriends?"