A Page Named Willis

Gem Girl

Steal a priceless gem-

That's Easy.

At least,

When you have a plan

Before

You agree to stealing

From 100% security,

For 100% suspicious people,

Doing 100% suspicious things.

Why?

My family's business.

We're a whole bunch of thieves.

So here I am,

In the middle of the store,

On the floor of the place that holds the most prized possession of The United States of America.

Getting ready to look helpless and non-threatening,

I spin around,

And dart my eyes

Like some madwoman who lost her earring.

One of the security guards come

They take a knee and instantly become shorter than me

Just to ask

"You okay, kid?"

I try not to tell him that he isn't that tall

And doesn't even have to look down

To look at me

But

Instead, I have to say

'Where is the bathroom?'

So people don't wonder why I am gone.

"The door over there."

I drop my backpack

And lots of flashcards, marbles, and paperclips fall out.

He helps me pick everything up.

But I picked up one more thing than he thought I did.

His keycard.

The guard left and I went into the bathroom for 30.4 seconds

Then I hurried down some steps

But I'm careful not to trip, that would be bad for my knees,

At least that's what Swan says,

And what Swan says goes.

I pick out the tube with 6 darts in it from my backpack

And then I open the door to the random room below the Big gem room.

Why is there a random room underneath the gem room?

How should I know?

I steal things,

Not build things.

So I open the door underneath the priceless gem,

and all the guards turn with whatever weapon they could find

-One guy is holding his glasses like it was a murder device.

"This isn't the bathroom!" I say.

The armed guards put down their weapons.

Except for the glasses guy.

He puts on his glasses.

Glasses shouldn't go on the floor.