04 📞 weird questions

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Bold - Ni-ki

Italic - You

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"You called first for the first time? This must be a damn miracle!"

"Hello to you too!"

"Yeah, yeah.. Hello"

"Care to listen to me, my friend?"

"When did I become your friend?"

"Since you have that McDonald's meals delivered on my place"

"You sound so low. What happened?"

"My jerkwad of a teacher kicked me out of the class and gave me a detention for one week! One week! Can you believe it?"

"What did you do to make him angry?"

"I stated some true facts"

"And what would that true facts might be?"

"I might have called him a baldhead with a thick mustache and that it must be his pubic hair glued into his face"

"Why did you tell him that?"

"Because he looks like one and that he actually has favoritisms!"

"But why?"

"Because he called me stupid"

"Why am I not surprised?"

"I have one question for you"

"Shoot"

"Have you ever tried jumping out of the school's wall just to avoid detentions?"

"......"

"Yes, I did"

[ beeps ]

"Damn. Why does she always have to ask me such weird questions and hang up while laughing?"

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