31 📞 scary roommates

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Bold - Ni-ki

Italic - You

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"Hi"

"Hey"

"I thought I would never survive after that surprise date"

"Aww, I was plotting your murder in my head already. Thought I could get away with it"

"Your voice seems more innocent now that I think about it. It's nice to hear you talk like that"

"Are you flirting with me right now, Riki?"

"Shouldn't I be flirting with you right now, girlfriend?"

"Please, I can be flirty when I want to. It's just that I was traumatized after what I did to you in the McDonald's"

"Ha ha ha!"

"It's not funny! Stop laughing like a drugged dog!"

"You were traumatized by initiating the kiss first"

"I'm gonna end this call if you don't shut the fuck up"

"Damn, so agressive. I wonder what other things you're aggresive in?"

"When in bed"

"...."

"...."

"Wait, what?"

"I can be an aggresive sleeper if I want to in weekends. Did you think of something else, huh, Riki?"

"Nothing!"

"Pervert!"

"I'm not a pervert!"

"I'll go call the police now, just you wait"

"Wait, what are you calling the police for?!"

"I don't really know"

"Anyway, how are you, girlfriend?"

"If you can't tell, I'm still breathing and well. How about you, baby Riki?"

"Thanks, killer, for that unneeded information. I'm doing good too -"

[ inserts another character coming in ]

"Nishimura Riki! How many times do I have to call you to go wash the dishes right now!?"

"Oops, I think you're in trouble"

"Hyung, I told you that I would do that later!"

"What do you mean later? Do you want me to tell on your mother!?"

"Uhm, Riki, I think you should go. I don't want to be the cause of your death"

"Sorry for that, I'll call you soon. It's my Jay hyung, one of my roommates"

"Yeah, no problem. Just make sure to stay alive. Your roommate seems scary"

"He's harmless, don't worry. Oh shit, here's the other one Jungwon.. I need to go.. Bye!"

"Good luck!"

[ beeps ]

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